Random Jibber Jabber Thread

charface

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Funny cuz I still eat raw top ramen too. Or do it with , boil noodles , poor out water , add spices (when available)
Sometimes I pour the broth into a coffee mug and drink it after I eatthe noodles.
Takes me back to the good old days when my broke ads grandma would make me a cup of hot water with a bullion cube melted in it.
gave me super powers while I watched cartoons
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Awwwww, bullion cubes bro! I used to sneak and eat those by themselves. Yummmm all that salt and msg?

Funny tho my parents had money but they gave it all to their brothers and sisters. Good peeps my folks was. Bad parents but good peeps

Edit : and I'm a so, so peeps but a good ass parent. Go figure.
 
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TripleMindedGee5150

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Bruh @thump easy shit sounds harsh. Longest ive done was 4 months .... but all together been to 4 differnet xounty jails.

22 years ago though was my last time ever being caught up in stupid shit. 4 months aint shit. But enough for me to learn real. OGs waiting for transport laced me up on game.

Except for a coule drunk tanks
 

charface

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hope that never happens
Haha. In the county we used to get a stinger to heat our noodles.
Just a little loopy metal probe that plugs in.
When we were bad they would take it back.
They stopped letting people use them when the first guard got a face full of noodle water.

After that it became no smoking.
that made for some stressful convicts. Lol

Glad I grew out of that shit.
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Edit: kinda long but fuck aint only told my wife bout this : End Edit

Craziest shit i seen in county was during visiting hour. I had clear view of the visitors section.

Next thing you I know I see some broad gagging , with her fingers as if pulling something out her throat.

Shit you not, homeboy that visit with her had a contraband search, and my fuckin roomie was asking "yo you wanna get high"

He offered heron and weed. Of course I smoke, but coo off heron.

Homeboy then proceeded to fill a spray can cap of Lysol with "lysol spray" . He had a good cup full. Then pulls out a needle and syringe. Dips the needle and pulls up the Lysol. Squirted it out to the sink. All nonchalant. He did it a few times.

Then he turned to me and said,
"you know fools in here don't know this, but this sterilize it. I ain't tryin to catch cottin fever"

Ties his arm up ,after we smoked some weed while he cooked the devil.... and said "here"

I was like "I aint fuckin wit that blood!" Weed is good!"

He was all "I know but can you push the end in?" It wasa ghetto fab needle , shared at that. So I was like " fuck it thats on you bro....ready!?"

Hahahahha fuckin aye
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Definitely a whole other world.
I noticed the zip codes of lots of lockups end in 666
Two off the top of my head are the brig in Virginia and the Clark county jail in Vancouver I think
I'm gonna Google and see why

Bro why when I was locked in county all i saw was 666. Whole time I told my self "duh do you blame it" shit woke me up. Hairs on my balls in 3 hrs

Edit: E1999 ...bloody is you wit me...'Bone thugs'
 
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