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Random Jabber Jibber thread

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by mr sunshine, May 16, 2016.

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    charface

    charface Well-Known Member

    #voodoo jesus
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    I think you just pinpointed next year's Halloween costume.
     
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    charface

    charface Well-Known Member

    Trust me I'm thinking building an empire around it.
    It's a band name,
    The title of a great song
    A YouTube personality.

    I'm too lazy to act on it plus it's your kid so I say, copyright and secure the domain asafp
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    Monday Night football 3rd quarter snack.
    1/2 loaf Italian bread pizza, pepperoni & mushrooms.

    Slick and quick.

    1204172247d.jpg
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Last night on Shark Tank, this recent college grad (and also a division one basketball player) presented his new app to the sharks. There wasn't anything unique or proprietary about it, so they tore it to shreds. They all went out, and the kid started to walk away, then turned back around to plead his case again. He stated how hard he worked on it and what he sacrificed, like that makes any difference to investors. After another dose of reality, he slumped his shoulders and started CRYING, and went out into the loving arms of his mama. SO embarrassing, SO millennial. I've seen teenage girls on the show with more backbone and dignity. It's not good to tell kids that they're super special and everything they do is great. The result is awful for them in the real world, but very entertaining for the rest of us. Enjoy!


     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Please, please enjoy these North Korean children playing guitar. Please, god.




    The boy on the far right did not display sufficient State mirth during this performance. Needless to say neither he nor his family were ever heard from again. Poor Seung...
     
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    Steve French

    Steve French Well-Known Member

    My great aunt had a monkey. Called it chim-chim or some shit. Little bastard.



    Look at that little fucker though. Tougher than I am.



    Just need to add picking pockets to kung fu and dart smoking.
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Cool vid. Chimps don't need martial arts - they're several times stronger than humans and have an incredible bite. They have fucked up many a handler, one ripped this woman's face and hands right off. Crazy shit...


     
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    Steve French

    Steve French Well-Known Member

    Begs the question...

     
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    Nugachino

    Nugachino Well-Known Member

    I was going to say. Where's the bit the dick goes in.
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    That game was messy. Lots of flags...
     
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    Blue Wizard

    Blue Wizard Well-Known Member

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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    I haven't seen a game that messy since the Steelers-Raiders games in the '70's.

    The Steelers and Raiders not only played dirty as fuck back then, they would actually sue each other in the off season over it.
     
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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

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    The Outdoorsman

    The Outdoorsman Well-Known Member

    Early 70's my dad knew the guys at their fraternity (he started a party club back then, 26 kegs at one barn party kinda shit) Guys had a chimpanzee and got it drunk one night at a kegger. Monkey got drunk, fell down the stairs and broke his arm. And yeah you don't want to fight a drunk chimp. That was probably back when Bob Seager would hang at the haunted Hilton with my pops and his good friend. (ghetto haunted house) I can't sleep, sorry for the rambling.
     
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    GreatwhiteNorth

    GreatwhiteNorth Global Moderator Staff Member

    This is the best I've ever heard the Turbo Encabulator explained.

     
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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    LIKE!!!!.....wouldn't let me like so

    LIKE!!!!!
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Not to dishonor your post or anything but as I scrolled real fast and saw the colors I thought Dr. Greenhorn had returned.
     
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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

    I hadn't thought of that until I saw your post but you're right!

    one love
     
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