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Random Jabber Jibber thread

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by mr sunshine, May 16, 2016.

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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

    i wouldn't want to be the demo guys going in for round 2
     
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    farmerfischer

    farmerfischer Well-Known Member

    I was thinking the same, now what they going to do..lol... bust out the old school wrecking ball crew..
     
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    lokie

    lokie Well-Known Member

    The 2nd string may have to step up. The first crew failed and the second attempt will probably cost more than the first.

    I wonder if the job foreman is looking for work today.:???:
     
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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

    No kidding, even getting close to it now is scary. Big penalty for the fail to complete I'll bet.
     
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    v.s one

    v.s one Well-Known Member

    Man I waited 2 long hours to get home and drop a deuce. I just can't shit at the store or any where else. Well I got about block away and it knew it was almost home and started to peak it's head out. I run in holding it . I get to throne and have the best feeling ever. With my lip twitching think to myself it was worth the wait. All of a sudden I feel something moist and sticky hit my balls. I look in the shitter and see a turd the size of a babies leg. :o:o:o:spew::spew::weed:
     
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    v.s one

    v.s one Well-Known Member

    I feel like this after a shower.:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    My Makita lasted 20 years. I had to replace it because I broke the handle while using the base as a hammer. :dunce:
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    Sounds like your baby was crowning!
    I've had them launch & splash before I could even sit down. 8)
     
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    v.s one

    v.s one Well-Known Member

    That's why I don't do the deed except at my house.
     
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    Indagrow

    Indagrow Well-Known Member

    Was going to get my sister a vape for her new apartment apparently her landlord is a nice lady but hates the smell of smoke (dosent mind the act just the smell) so she wants a vape and it's great Xmas gift. I've been making the weed juice or oil whatever you want to call it for a group of my friends for years and have gotten pretty good at it being consistent and not falling out of suspension... So I use smile.amazon and have the proceeds go to certain charities so I prefer to use Amazon HOWEVER I can't find ANY Vapes on there and I'm not sure why maybe the batteries? I can find stickers for Vapes all day but no actual units... Any ideas??? Anyone have a preference on a semi adj not the style you load up but actually has a cartridge I can fill for her and lasts ?

    Thanks for the time to read that and any input you may have
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    Just buy a good battery that has adjustable voltage, then buy the tanks & cartridges that fit your specific needs. (Everyone wants something different.)

    I've used an eGo twist for a while and it's never failed. Great for concerts or anywhere you want to be discrete but still have a good time.
     
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    Indagrow

    Indagrow Well-Known Member

    I'll look into it! she uses it for sleep and wants a no hassle just hit the button and sleep haha she's an Icu nurse and has crazy schedule but I'll try a bit more On Amazon and keep that name handy there are a bunch of vape places around me I just have the same experience every time I go into one and it's the epitome of that a vape kid is ..

    I may just have to bring her in and maybe they will be too nervous to talk our ears off and we can be in and out
     
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    charface

    charface Well-Known Member

    Most people know I avoid stupid conflict, however I have my limits.

    This according to Wikipedia:
    Bug Tussle got its name after an early settler climbed a nearby mountain and said the people below looked like "bugs tussling".

    I looked this up today after remembering my Grandfather telling me the true story when I was a little dude.

    The people who named the place stumbled on a dung beetle struggling to roll some poop over a small mound of dirt causing one of them to remark
    "that bug is having a hell of a tussle"
    And so it was called bug tussle.

    I will not sit quietly whilst net nerds
    Water down our cultural myths with their highbrow horse shit.

     
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    dstroy

    dstroy Well-Known Member

    Found what I want for Christmas. What about you?

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    Not sure if this one has a dick hatch or not. Kinda need one of those.
     
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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    My brothers the same way, can't shit anywhere. I always assumed it was because he had a small penis. I don't give a fuck, I take shits everywhere...
     
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    v.s one

    v.s one Well-Known Member

    Does he shit out of his dick? Im scared of back splash in the public rest rooms. I don't want to get herpes.
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    Black splash?

    Sounds like enemarotica... :shock:
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Meet Baby Jesus. Courtesy of the kids preschool. Putting my daughter to bed and she was like "wait! Baby Jesus is in my backpack!" WTF. :shock:

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    Kind of freaked out.
     
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    charface

    charface Well-Known Member

    Has a real voodoo vibe.
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    That's what I'm saying! If this thing starts getting some bloody stigmatas going, I'm fucking done.
     

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