Quote From When I Was High

One day me and some friends went to my back yard to smoke some weed, and about halfway through what we had i took a hit from my bong, and passed it to my friend and said "Man that bitch is crankin" out of nowhere. It was pretty funny and now everyone i hang out with says it.

Haha.

Sounds kinda boring now but I can imagine it being one of those 'you had to be there moments'.

I lol'd.

LOL that must have been funny as hell the 1st time he said that lol. I got a funny quote story too. 1 time back in high school me and 2 of my friends got high off of some really good weed and we were 1 block away from our high school and me and one of my friends said "where are we" at the same time, lol the shit was so funny all 3 of us started cracking up we were so high and we forgot where we were.

First of all, check him out. Pretty cool mates...what's not funny about him?

haha thats funny.
i remember this one time me and my friends were smoking while watching the movie signs. all of us were pretty high and a scene came up showing a table with a fruit basket on it, so i just yelled out "FRUIT!". then later another scene shows where the guy is talking on the phone and he says "eat a piece of fruit". so all of us ripped by this time and we start discussing how signs has a subliminal message to it, which is for kids to eat their fruit lmao.

the fact that he only has 1 post and thus is not very credible.

haha yeah that had to be hilarious at the time. My friend has a habbit of making up names for smoking and blunts. The two I like the most are: 1. When we roll a fat blunt he always says "Time to smoke an executive blunt" and 2. We're cheifin like sittin bull

hahahahahaha

haha oh man, me and my buddy were driving way back went we used to have to smoke out of pop cans ..ha, and we got pulled over and we were stoned as fuck, and my friend left the Cocaine energy drink can on the floor with the holes and shit poked in it and the cop asked to see the can and my buddy picked it up and wile handing it to the cop he wispered "Hail the mighty worrior" hahaha it was great, but wasent worth the ticket : (

man i love when random shit happens when im high.One day me and my friend were smokin a bowl outside and the cherry went up in my friends mouth and i said "holy shit dude it looks like two little people are smokin a bowl also in your mouth"i was really stoned when i said that.

papasnaps said:

man i love when random shit happens when im high.One day me and my friend were smokin a bowl outside and the cherry went up in my friends mouth and i said "holy shit dude it looks like two little people are smokin a bowl also in your mouth"i was really stoned when i said that.

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you need a screen bro.

ok, so I was on vacation, and I picked up a g out there like 2 days before I went home. so before I flew home, I still had like half a g left, and i forgot about it til I got to the airport. So I rigged up a water bottle, and smoked half a g in the bathroom. Brilliant, right? So I get out of the stall, and there's this security guard standing there. So I pull out my boarding pass, "hey, bro, where's terminal 2?"

Bookworm said:

you need a screen bro.

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yea for real i just put one on it a few weeks ago.

a couple weeks ago i was smokin with my buddy and we were pretty geeked and had the munchies. and she goes you know what would be good together? im like what? shes like chicken and bananas. i started laughin so hard.

Sherlock0824 said:

the fact that he only has 1 post and thus is not very credible.

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who the fuck cares if hes credible??? if it is a lie then props to him for makin up a funny story. i mean i prolly would have laughed if i was there

haha one time my friend and i were smoking some dank and talking about something and she goes "that's ridiculous. actually...that's redankulous."