QUESTION - smuggling seeds from seattle to East Coast

Hey all,
Quick question. I live on the east coast and I'm visiting some friends in Seattle in a few months and naturally we plan on smoking our balls off.

Anyway, while I was there...I also wanted to get some seeds while I was in Seattle and bring them back with me to the east coast.

Was wondering if anyone had any suggestions on how I could bring the seeds back with me.

--I've thought about once I have the seeds, to drop them in an envelope and mail it to myself but, then I thought that might be dumb since my address is right on there.

--I've also thought about putting them in my pocket when I go through airport security and just walk through like nothing.

Is it even illegal if you're caught with like.....5 seeds on you in the US?

I don't know what do you guys think?

I welcome your thoughts.

Best.

-JM

crack open the back of a cd case and put them in there, then snap it back shut. 5 seeds is nothing. you could put them in a sock in your luggage...

Stick them in the seams of a sock and sow them back up in there?

Five seeds, just put em in your pocket, no sniffing dog is even going to sniff them, they aren't going to set off a metal detector, just put em in your pocket, no harm at all

Yeah....I figure if its just 5 seeds in my pocket are they really gonna bust my balls?

In the rare case I do get stopped at the airport and they frisk me and they find them. What should I say?

Does anyone know if it's illegal to carry seeds on you?

I was also thinking about ordering seeds online too but, I wasn't sure the protocol. So if my name is JM, I would order the seeds online through herbies seed bank. Send a money order. Have them send it to a P.O. Box under the name Fred Flinstone. Would that work?

Thanks for the help guys. Appreciate it.

-JM.

Tell them that some guy named Bugeye on RollitUp told you it was okay to travel with souvenir seeds. If they do not accept that, tell them to lick your balls and walk out like you own the place. Go down swinging, make us proud!

You could of sent them by mail with no problems, as far as others say I think you should be ok with just five seeds.

Thank guys

appreciate it

Bugeye said:

Tell them that some guy named Bugeye on RollitUp told you it was okay to travel with souvenir seeds. If they do not accept that, tell them to lick your balls and walk out like you own the place. Go down swinging, make us proud!

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Fucking love you Bugeye. You hilarious fuck.

dude, if they pat u down they r checking for weapons or explosives. they wont notice a few seeds. if ur really concerned about it, just find the britches u have that have the thickest seam at the bottom of the pocket. they should settle into that nicely. just check fer holes of course. lol. a better choice would b a pocket that doesnt turn out.

just make sure you keep 'em dry; you're fine though--they're tiny little ceeds. If you're super paranoid, get a bag of green lentils and pop 'em in there. put that in your bag with some other granolaish shit. if anyone says anything to you, just geek out like you can't find these things back home. if someone's going to look through a fucking bag of lentils for a few ceeds, you were fucked before you left.
be easy,

Just mail them to a AKA , it's not like their going thru customs or anything, Besides Im 'fairly' sure your good as long as you dont sign for them - You cant be responsible for what some dope mails to your home

If your realy paranoid put them in a bag of hemp seed (legal and avaible health food store/ farm supply) Just mark them with a permant marker first

in the anus always works

If you shit it that much I suggest you heat seal them in mylar and shove them into your baggage... it is xray proof and dog proof although you don't really need the dog proof bit because seeds don't smell. - I've done it plenty of times with narcos

just mail them.

or buy some similar looking seeds (broccoli, cauliflower, radish) and carefully unseal the package, drop the cannabis seeds in, and seal it back up.

that would probably draw more suspicion than just carrying them in your pocket though. i fly with a few grams of stinky weed from time to time, they don't care. they're looking for bombs and guns and the like.

I have a friend who is suffering from Crohn's disease and I'm gonna try to also being back some Rick Simpson oil / hash oil in the last ditch effort it might be able to turn his cancer around.

Thing is my trip to Seattle isn't for another couple of months.

So I
was thinking of having my friend in Seattle buy some hash oil then send it to me here in the east coast.

i would tell him to not write his real name and use a fake return address when he sent it.

and I would have him fed ex it to my po box in my town.

And on my PO box it doesn't have my name. Just a made up company name.

what do you guys think?

am I missing anything here?

the last thing I wanna do is get caught trying to get hash oil to actually help someone

Crohn's isn't cancer, but hash oil can help with both. I think there are cleaner ways to produce oil now than the Rick Simpson Phoenix Tears method with NAPTHA. Check out CO2 extracts if you can.

My guess is that if not labeled as hash oil, nobody will even know what it is if opened along the way. Should be easy to disguise.

With weed I feel very safe mailing less than an ounce via either UPS, FedEx or USPS. I avoid air mail where an x-ray is likely.

If your buddy has cancer, I would discuss with him before hand and research to see that hash oil has helped others with his variety of cancer. A three month treatment with RSO requires about a pound of bud to produce so it will be expensive to purchase. I don't know that buying just a small amount will do much good as you have to build up a tolerance to a very high level before it does any good taken orally. I have removed basil cell carcinomas from my wife with it using it topically and this only takes a small amount applied for about two weeks. Good luck!

I just wanted to add that I recently took about 25 seeds in a carry on through seattle.

Definitely do not carry them on you through security. They use the full body x-rays where you cannot have anything in your pockets etc. (I always "opt out" but that is for another thread).
I am medical so i dont think I was breaking the law until I stepped on the plane but it is otherwise illegal.
Bugeye gave you good advice IMO. I would look into high CBD extracts as well.

I like the lentils idea...

dont use the words smuggle......or thought process......

Samwell Seed Well said:

dont use the words smuggle......or thought process......

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Great point, totally agree....