Question about freezing urine.

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schuylaar

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dzp said:
Sorry if this is the wrong place to post this, I was looking through the forums list and this seemed like the best place to ask this.

First off I want to apologize if this has already been asked. I've searched thorough the forums and have found a little information about it but not everything that I quite need. My job is going to start doing random drug testing and I quit smoking last sunday to clean up and freeze some urine. To sum this up and keep this short, basically I want to freeze about 10 half gallon bottles of urine and thaw them out one time a month and fill up 30 little 3oz bottles so I can get up and just grab one and go in the morning. I know I can't piss out a half gallon at once so I was thinking maybe I can piss in a smaller 20oz bottle or something, then dump it into the half gallon bottle and put it in the fridge and continue the process until that half gallon is filled, then put it in the freezer. Once I get all 10 jugs filled I will sit one in the fridge to let it thaw. Once thawed I will proceed to fill up each of the 30 3oz containers and then put them and the remainder of the urine left back into the freezer. So the urine will never get to room temp until the day I pull out one of the 3oz containers, which will take at least 2 hours to thaw. I'm going to pull it out at about 5:30am everyday, it won't get to room temp until about 8:00am and I get off work at 2:30pm, so it will be at room temp for about 6 hours or so. BTW I have a seperate freezer for all of this so it's not going to be around my food or anything.



Will this work?
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no..www.urineluck.com
 
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schuylaar

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JohnnyGreenfingers

JohnnyGreenfingers

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Idk, call me picky but I wouldn't work for someone who made me pee in a cup. Unless that was my job, peeing in cups. I could see that being kind of a fun job.
 
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dzp

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racerboy71 said:
How much do you smoke?
A week is much too short if you smoke a decent amount of bud.. closer to a month is more realistic ..
You.also.don't want to exorcise much now if.you're planning on using the urine any time soon as THC is fat soluble and exorcising burns fat, releasing THC into ur system..
I'd get a home test kit from cvs and test the urine before freezing it for sure.. I'd also not freeze urine and go with a synthetic however..
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Like I said, I've been clean for a week and I'm waiting 4 more weeks before I even start pissing to store it. I'm also going to test my piss in 4 weeks to make sure it's clean before I even go to store it. I smoked everyday 5+ times a day for the last few years so I have a high tolerance.

For some reason urineluck.com says they won't ship it too my state, but quickfix.com already shipped me a 2oz version no questions asked. Are these 2 different products? Basically guys... I'm going to be taking a 3oz frozen vial of urine to work everyday and a 2oz container of Quickfix. Why you asked? Because I've heard of synthetic urine failing because of no bubbles and no smell. It's going to come down to the situation I'm in at the time. If I don't think I can get the frozen urine up to temp in time (Which I highly doubt because like I said, I clock in at 6:00am and our drug testing facility doesn't open until 8:00am. I've already took frozen dirty piss to work just to get an estimated time frame on how long it takes to thaw and by 8:00am it has already turned 100% liquid form but is still kinda cold. I've tucked it in my junk and it got to 97 degrees in about 20-30 minutes (This is where the thermometer comes in). But like I said if there was somehow I couldn't get that real urine up to temp I would just take my chances with synthetic and if they questioned it I would use the real urine when it got up to temp.

They haven't started doing randoms at my work yet, but they've been talking about it this whole year and like I said I like to smoke on every break I get and I'm just getting tired of having to worry about having red eyes and shit. I don't act fucked up at all... It actually makes me more motivated to work but my red eyes just give it away. I wanna just be able to say "Lets go" if I'm ever asked to go take a drug test.

I already have everything figured out as to what I'm going to do in the situation. That's not the problem here. I'm wanting to know if my frozen urine will stay good for 10 months, knowing that it has never got to room temp for any amount of hours until the day I pull the 3oz vial out which it will only be at room temperature for no longer than 5 hours if they test me. I'm just hearing different things here, not in this thread but others as well. Some people say it stays good for a year, others say it doesn't last long at all.
 
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schuylaar

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dzp said:
Like I said, I've been clean for a week and I'm waiting 4 more weeks before I even start pissing to store it. I'm also going to test my piss in 4 weeks to make sure it's clean before I even go to store it. I smoked everyday 5+ times a day for the last few years so I have a high tolerance.

For some reason urineluck.com says they won't ship it too my state, but quickfix.com already shipped me a 2oz version no questions asked. Are these 2 different products? Basically guys... I'm going to be taking a 3oz frozen vial of urine to work everyday and a 2oz container of Quickfix. Why you asked? Because I've heard of synthetic urine failing because of no bubbles and no smell. It's going to come down to the situation I'm in at the time. If I don't think I can get the frozen urine up to temp in time (Which I highly doubt because like I said, I clock in at 6:00am and our drug testing facility doesn't open until 8:00am. I've already took frozen dirty piss to work just to get an estimated time frame on how long it takes to thaw and by 8:00am it has already turned 100% liquid form but is still kinda cold. I've tucked it in my junk and it got to 97 degrees in about 20-30 minutes (This is where the thermometer comes in). But like I said if there was somehow I couldn't get that real urine up to temp I would just take my chances with synthetic and if they questioned it I would use the real urine when it got up to temp.

They haven't started doing randoms at my work yet, but they've been talking about it this whole year and like I said I like to smoke on every break I get and I'm just getting tired of having to worry about having red eyes and shit. I don't act fucked up at all... It actually makes me more motivated to work but my red eyes just give it away. I wanna just be able to say "Lets go" if I'm ever asked to go take a drug test.

I already have everything figured out as to what I'm going to do in the situation. That's not the problem here. I'm wanting to know if my frozen urine will stay good for 10 months, knowing that it has never got to room temp for any amount of hours until the day I pull the 3oz vial out which it will only be at room temperature for no longer than 5 hours if they test me. I'm just hearing different things here, not in this thread but others as well. Some people say it stays good for a year, others say it doesn't last long at all.
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