Posts from the toilet

Pinworm · Jan 14, 2016

hi 420god. one sec, need to finish wiping

GreatwhiteNorth · Jan 14, 2016

420God said:
I was looking for this thread the other morning.

It's on the toilet tank lid next to Pin's spiderman comic. :razz:

Eltomcat · Jan 14, 2016

Nice I been on the toilet for a while..

Pinworm · Jan 14, 2016

Eltomcat said:
Nice I been on the toilet for a while..

Always wipe front to back. You don't want a bladder infection.

Eltomcat · Jan 14, 2016

Is that why I'm all dischargey?

Pinworm · Jan 14, 2016

Indagrow · Jan 14, 2016

I use the first stall at work under the premise no one else does. Just found dooky on MY seat..who the fuck gets shit on the toilet seat!? I don't think i can ever shoot rope in here again!

Just kidding I'm strong willed

see4 · Jan 14, 2016

Who the fuck poops anymore? Everyone takes a shit. Pooping is for dainty bitches.

Diabolical666 · Jan 15, 2016

bahahahaaaahaaa

Magic Mike · Feb 10, 2016

I can blow my nose and wipe my ass with the same tissue but it has to be done in that order or it won't work

Indagrow · Feb 10, 2016

If you have a butt chin you can do it with one wipe

Bublonichronic · Feb 10, 2016

I have to wipe left handed cause I fucked my right hand up, this is not as easy as it seems

ruby fruit · Feb 11, 2016

I find a nice shit with sweetcorn kernels present evenly is a sexual kind of experience

.grimple. · Feb 11, 2016

I read about how regularly pooping can make you a better lover sexually. Is that true?

qwizoking · Feb 11, 2016

No, i am or was a heavy opiate user.

Man i was smoming tryna get high takin my morning piss.. but im sick so i started coughing mid stream. I peed everywhere including my foot

Gotta lay off the blunts

fandango · Feb 11, 2016

Pinworm said:
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This is the thread for those who enjoy a little internets while taking a shit. So, anyone sitting on the throne, pinching a loaf, dropping a deuce, taking a grumpy, backing one out...this is your posting destination. [credit: @a senile fungus]

God dammit Pin...your CR is total poop

.grimple. · Feb 11, 2016

ChingOwn · Feb 12, 2016

.grimple. said:
I read about how regularly pooping can make you a better lover sexually. Is that true?

It has to be

bu$hleaguer · Feb 12, 2016

I finally shaved the dirty goatee on my ballshelf a few minutes ago. I stared at myself while dropping a big crunchwrap and thought it's time to go.

Nice clean ballshelf now. Who wants to test it out?

a senile fungus · Feb 12, 2016

bu$hleaguer said:
I finally shaved the dirty goatee on my ballshelf a few minutes ago. I stared at myself while dropping a big crunchwrap and thought it's time to go.

Nice clean ballshelf now. Who wants to test it out?

only if you promise it won't be like sandpaper on my upper lip anymore...

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How often do you poop?

Once a day

Twice daily

Three times (I'm wierd)

Diarrhea

I mostly shit in the shower and then stomp it down the drain

I never poop, ever

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