Posts from the toilet

Pinworm said:

I wanna make some fresh gucamole too.

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Nice. @mr sunshine has that stuff all around his foreskin. He'll have a recipe for ya.

rocky Balboner said:

I like to dip, and I like to spit, I like posting on my phone when im taking a shit, dont tell me I aint got no class, im proud to be a red neck piece of white trash.

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A rapping redneck?

What have you been up to ty?

How many dicks have slid into your rectum since you've been gone ty?

If "slid into" = "Slammed into", then it's probably lots.

not a great bm.



that's sad.

I poop way more than 3 times a day. I eat so much for like workin out and stuff..plus supplements and what not..some days its closer to 6 or 7? Everyone thinks im a serial masturbator.


Which i am. But 50% of the time its business.

My diet contains so much fiber that I poop at least twice per day.

Once when I first get up at 4:30am; I have to hurry to the toilet to drop a big load. And I drop another as soon as I get home in the evening.

Women drop big stinky loads too guys, whether you want to think about it or not.

ZaraBeth420 said:

My diet contains so much fiber that I poop at least twice per day.

Once when I first get up at 4:30am; I have to hurry to the toilet to drop a big load. And I drop another as soon as I get home in the evening.

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Then what happens

Braaaaaap...

I dumped a big fat pile. The shit was mushy like dairy freeze ice cream. It plopped out in a big pile that covered the toilet hole. The top of the pile was sticking out of the water.

It was the real smeary kind . I looked at the toilet paper and there was some butt hairs stuck to it. It was so smeary it got on my nut sack.

It took about twenty wipes to get it all off. I flushed it but it didn’t go down with the first flush. I had to flush it several times to get it to go down. It stuck to the sides of the bowl and left chunks and shit smear stains in the toilet when I was done.

I'm takin a shit thinking about the xfiles, just started binge watching it cause they're commin out with some new ones and iv come to the conclusion mulder and scully are the worst agents ever, they don't really solve anything and the people they do arrest they make it look like they easily escape...and why don't they just fire him and let him become another tinfoil hat instead of leaving him a trial of crumbs to their coverup, it's a good show but I guess you cant think to much about it

eeeeee...I cant wait for X Files to show. And Always Sunny in Philidelphia is coming back too

@Pinworm

Diabolical666 said:

eeeeee...I cant wait for X Files to show.
@Pinworm

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I'm just starting to binge watch all of the originals to prep

Supernatural pooped and the x files came out.... Ya I said it....I would love to cup a fart in my hand and put it over scullys nose and mouth...

i am doing some diarrhea and reading about how to make pipe bombs...

this thread sucks pretty bad

I was looking for this thread the other morning.