Pope rents out Sistine Chapel, poor people cannot attend.

Yep, Pope has rented out the Sistine Chapel to Porsche. You will need about $8,000 to attend. So much for the church helping the poor, looks like they figured out that corporate power is the best of all.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/vatican-rents-out-sistine-chapel-porsche-corporate-event-first-time-600-year-history-1470575

Supposedly the revenue from this is going to charitable causes.

I mean fuck, if you let poor people in there someone would wipe a booger on Jesus' face.

The pope is worried about the breath and sweat of poor people ruining the art. Wealthy people don't have those problems due to their ability to afford a toothbrush and antiperspirant deodorant.