piss test

hey I recently got caught with 27 grams and im going to have a piss test on November 24th. I quit for 23 days then last weekend I took a few hits probably less than .5 gs worth of weed. what are some was I can make 100% sure I dont piss dirty in court on the 24th?

@MIMA
http://www.howtocleanyoururinefordrugtest.com/blog/what-are-the-best-detox-drinks-for-thc

http://www.total-nutrition.net/Detoxify-Xxtra-Clean-20oz_p_1189.html
i used that stuff from the age of 15 to 22 for probation ..........no troubles........just stay away from fatty/greasey/buttery foods and no smoking for at least 1 week ..........drink that 2 hours later u are good for 5 hours ......piss during that time and u are golden

to be 100% sure and covered tho this is your best friend
http://www.realwhizzinatorxxx.com/whizzinator.html?PageSpeed=noscript

i know a guy that used this for years to drive a propain truck (so now u know to stay well behide or infront of them) ...........if that whole thing is not your style look at the first aid kit

First of all...Whizzinators are pure garbage. Don't use them.

The only truly stealth model of fake dick on the market is The Pissinator. I just finished up a 3 year probation stint this past Friday. I used the Pissinator and Quick Fix 9 times. My test were observed and there was mirror over the toilet. The Pissinator worked like a charm. The lab technician had no idea it was a fake dick.

Get yourself a Pissinator and Quick Fix. It was hands down one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

The best way to be 100% certain to piss clean...
... dont smoke weed.

The type of analysis determines how easy it is to fool the test.
If you pee in one of those cups with the tests strips on the side,
those are easy to fool. Dilute pee, synthetic pee, and additives can all be used to test clean.
However, If your test is done in a hospital, with lab technicians, you will probably fail.
Those techs are trained to know all the products available to pass tests, and their testing can spot their use easily.
I have had tests come back as "too dilute" from flushing my system with those detox gimmicks, or "altered" from using those other products.

ProHuman said:

The best way to be 100% certain to piss clean...
... dont smoke weed.

The type of analysis determines how easy it is to fool the test.
If you pee in one of those cups with the tests strips on the side,
those are easy to fool. Dilute pee, synthetic pee, and additives can all be used to test clean.
However, If your test is done in a hospital, with lab technicians, you will probably fail.
Those techs are trained to know all the products available to pass tests, and their testing can spot their use easily.
I have had tests come back as "too dilute" from flushing my system with those detox gimmicks, or "altered" from using those other products.

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It's well documented that Quick Fix beats lab tests. I personally know people who have used Quick Fix to beat Labcorp and Quest drug tests in the past year. These were samples that were sent away to labs for analysis and they passed. Not the basic dipstick tests.

As for lab technicians being able to determine if you use a fake dick...that's only possible if you use a device like a Whizzinators. Whizzinators make a "click" noise when you release the valve. The other model has a turn valve that you have to reach into your pants to release. Either one of these models will be obvious to lab technician. You don't even to be trained to know something is wrong.

However, the Pissinator is impossible for a lab technician to pick up on. There is no noise with a Pissinator. There are 2 valves on a Pissinator. The first valve is a turn valve that can be released before walking into the restroom. The second valve is released by simply squeezing the top and bottom of the dick and is totally discreet and silent.

This is the reason I was able to beat 9 observed tests with a lab technician starring straight at the Pissinator in a mirror each time. You can't do this with a Whizzinator.

AK 47eventh Heaven said:

It's well documented that Quick Fix beats lab tests. I personally know people who have used Quick Fix to beat Labcorp and Quest drug tests in the past year. These were samples that were sent away to labs for analysis and they passed. Not the basic dipstick tests.

As for lab technicians being able to determine if you use a fake dick...that's only possible if you use a device like a Whizzinators. Whizzinators make a "click" noise when you release the valve. The other model has a turn valve that you have to reach into your pants to release. Either one of these models will be obvious to lab technician. You don't even to be trained to know something is wrong.

However, the Pissinator is impossible for a lab technician to pick up on. There is no noise with a Pissinator. There are 2 valves on a Pissinator. The first valve is a turn valve that can be released before walking into the restroom. The second valve is released by simply squeezing the top and bottom of the dick and is totally discreet and silent.

This is the reason I was able to beat 9 observed tests with a lab technician starring straight at the Pissinator in a mirror each time. You can't do this with a Whizzinator.

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That's great, and probably why NY parole makes you turn at an angle and drop your pants to your knee's to see your side profile and real junk. Now whizzinator or pissinator working here. I'd also be careful because some court systems will also do this nowadays, they too know about these products.

jimmer6577 said:

That's great, and probably why NY parole makes you turn at an angle and drop your pants to your knee's to see your side profile and real junk. Now whizzinator or pissinator working here. I'd also be careful because some court systems will also do this nowadays, they too know about these products.

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Well, under those circumstances you're fucked. Lol

Fortunately, the Whizzinator is the standard device popularized on forums like this, and magazines like High Times. I was actually reluctant to make this posts out of fear of providing authorities with information about the efficiency of the Pissinator. However, I figure it's best to provide people with information that could save them a lot of trouble by using a Pissinator over a Whizzinator.

I would advise anyone considering the use of one of these devices to discuss testing procedures with someone who has recently gone through probation in your county before attempting to use one. That's what I did. I had a friend who had just beat 6 tests using Quick Fix a month before I started probation. So, I knew going into it that my county didn't make you pull your pants down before pissing. However, as you pointed out that's not the case with every county.

jimmer6577 said:

That's great, and probably why NY parole makes you turn at an angle and drop your pants to your knee's to see your side profile and real junk. Now whizzinator or pissinator working here. I'd also be careful because some court systems will also do this nowadays, they too know about these products.

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Another argument I thought of making in the event of getting caught with one of these devices is that this is sex toy. Last time I checked it's not illegal to take a sex toy into a probation office and any claim on the part of authorities that you're using a sex toy to beat tamper with a drug test is merely an assumption and not a fact. There is no way for a lab technician to conclusively know that you were planning on using this device to tamper with the results of the test.

Unless, they watch you use the device to actually deliver the synthetic urine into the testing cup any claim that they make regarding to intention to do this an assumption about a crime you were planning to commit. You can't go around charging people based on assumptions. My claim is that the fake dick is a sex toy that I was planning on using on my girlfriend right after the probation meeting. Their claim is that I was using the device to tamper with the results of the drug test.

It turns into my claim versus their assumption at that point. If they tried to prosecute me I would sue them for wrongful prosecution because they have no conclusive proof that I intended to use the device to beat the drug test. Any claim that I was doing so is an assumption and not a fact. It would be even harder for them to prove that you were intending to use this device to beat the drug test when your girlfriend is willing to confirm your testimony in court and the website clearly states that the device is a "sex toy and not intended to be used on drug tests."

At least, that was my plan upon getting caught. If they prosecuted me I would've sued them for wrongful prosecution and taken their asses to court for prosecuting me over possessing a perfectly legal sex toy.

I have been sent to hospitals for on site tests.
Techs at an on site lab like that, turned off the water in the room, put dye in the toilet, and tested the temperature immediately after I was done. During that test, I added some 'UrineLuck' to my sample, and the results came back "inconclusive" they asked if I added something to it, and required me to return for another test.
I have also had tests come back as "too dilute" and been required to retest.

Does this 'wizzinator' that you seem like a salesman for, use synthetic pee?
How is it kept at a perfect internal body temperature?
I do not believe these labs can not tell the difference in real pee, and synthetic pee.
I would like to see some independent lab tests for the whizzinator claims you are making.

I dated a girl, who was a nanny for a doctor.
The doctor had a book with all those products which are listed in High Times, and whatnot. Each product had a description, and insight to spot its use in tests. Including photos, and very detailed information. It was up to date with the newest tricks stoners use to pass piss tests with, so professionals are almost impossible to fool.

Those simple instant tests are easy to fool. I have passed those while high.
All you gotta do is dilute your pee. (drink a lot of water)

.. and btw..
You think a whizzinator can be explained off as a sex toy to a P.O.?!?
laughs

ProHuman said:

I have been sent to hospitals for on site tests.
Techs at an on site lab like that, turned off the water in the room, put dye in the toilet, and tested the temperature immediately after I was done. During that test, I added some 'UrineLuck' to my sample, and the results came back "inconclusive" they asked if I added something to it, and required me to return for another test.
I have also had tests come back as "too dilute" and been required to retest.

Does this 'wizzinator' that you seem like a salesman for, use synthetic pee?
How is it kept at a perfect internal body temperature?
I do not believe these labs can not tell the difference in real pee, and synthetic pee.
I would like to see some independent lab tests for the whizzinator claims you are making.

I dated a girl, who was a nanny for a doctor.
The doctor had a book with all those products which are listed in High Times, and whatnot. Each product had a description, and insight to spot its use in tests. Including photos, and very detailed information. It was up to date with the newest tricks stoners use to pass piss tests with, so professionals are almost impossible to fool.

Those simple instant tests are easy to fool. I have passed those while high.
All you gotta do is dilute your pee. (drink a lot of water)

.. and btw..
You think a whizzinator can be explained off as a sex toy to a P.O.?!?
laughs

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There is no way to spot a Pissinator. That's the point. You pull the dick out and lightly squeeze on the top and bottom. So, there is nothing for the technician to spot. It just looks like you're holding your dick and peeing normally with a Pissinator. The type of details you're talking about these technicians being trained on spotting simply don't apply to this device.

There was a news station that took Quick Fix to a drug testing lab. The lab concluded that the synthetic urine is human urine. Real urine is nothing more than water and few chemicals in the proper proportions. All of which can be synthetically added to water in the proper proportions.

Exact body temperature isn't necessary. Human urine loses a few degrees within a minute of leaving the body. Labcorp and Quest passed people I know that had synthetic urine that tested at 94 and 96 degrees. 90-100 F is considered the acceptable range. Probation offices don't use digital thermometers and the labs that do will accept anything within the 90-100 degree range. My technician for probation never looked at the temperature strip on the side of the cup...not once in 9 tests. The cup feels warm just as a cup of piss would.

Testing temperature for observed probation UAs becomes very difficult when half the people pissing can barely manage to get a few drops into the cup because of stage fright. It only takes a tiny amount of urine for them to get a reading from the test. I'm talking a very tiny amount.

This is the device that lab techs can't spot:

http://www.pissinator.com/

Synthetic urine was invented by drug testing labs as a way to test their lab equipment for accuracy. This was done because lawyers were questioning the accuracy of lab testing equipment in court and the drug testing labs needed to prove the accuracy of their testing equipment.

Well, a few of these scientist who worked for the drug testing labs realized that this synthetic substance that was created by the drug testing labs as a way to gauge the accuracy of their equipment could actually be used to beat drug tests. So...they decided to leave the drug testing labs and start their own synthetic urine production companies. Hence, the reason synthetic urine will beat any lab tests 100% of the time. It was designed by drug testing labs to do just that.

That's why it works.