I'll keep it short. Just looking for good info here on fake piss or people who have used private drug testers in the past. I have to take this test for a program I'm in which is connected to my probation. Probation said they cant drug test me so now the owner of the program is on a vendetta against me. He's requiring me to get a test or kick me out (which in turns means I violate my probation) He made it easy (I hope) though. He doesnt do his own testing so I have to go out and pay for a test and show him the results. This means I can choose any company and of course, I'm using fake piss.. Do they always follow you in to the bathroom? Should I call and straight up ask the company if they do or not? Ya know.. I have a peeing phobia.. ya know.. Anyone with experience doing this? (getting your own DT done and showing whoever the results). I will of course administer the usual remedy of water water water niacin, incase all goes to hell.