PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

Joedank

Joedank

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potpimp said:
Just been busy. I still come on here and do some modding but mostly don't post unless it's to compliment a super hot woman like April or some frosty buds - which I have not been able to grow in the last two years.
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i miss your grows!!!
we used to banter a bit wondered what your doing !!?look me up when your in rado we gotta blaze one
 
BigHulk

BigHulk

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tytheguy111 said:
lol i got to 250 (my weight at the time) and said fuck it i can lift a fellow fat ass and thats good enough to me

now im up to 175ish from doing jack shit for a year lol im trying to lose weight and i cant if i try to max out cuz it just makes me look fatter lol

i might cycle on test when i lose about 20 to 30 more pounds and then bulk up and try to max at 550 when im 21 if i dont join the service (they might not be roid friendly)
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i've been slacking lately with gym to be honest ... and gain some unwanted pounds ...i was thinking about starting preatty soon a thread about my 3 months or my 6 months transformation .... and show my progress ... the whole thing ... body weight ... fat percentage... diet .. and workout routine ... etc ... i think that would be cool .. i did that few times in my life ... from slightly overweight to six pack and muscles in 6 months ... now i'm 34 and lazier then ever so we will c how that would go:mrgreen:
 
ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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Metasynth said:
Calling me old, bro? Haha, maybe not mature for my age, but intelligent in general perhaps?

I kid, I kid...I'm as dumb as a doorknob...
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I think door knobs are rather refined.

Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Doorknob: D'ooooh!
Alice: Oh! I beg your pardon...
Doorknob: Whew. Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn.
Alice: You see, I was following...
Doorknob: Rather good, what? Doorknob? Turn? Since one good turn deserves another, what can I do for you?

Alice: I simply must get through!
Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible.

[Alice reaches the door to escape from the mob]
Doorknob: [tries to open the door] D'oh! I'm - still locked, you know!
Alice: [in horror] But the queen! I simply *must* get out!
Doorknob: [chuckles] But you *are* outside.
Alice: [releases her grip on the Doorknob] What?
Doorknob: [opens his mouth] See for yourself.
[Alice sees through his mouth and sees herself asleep with Dinah also sleeping on her lap by a tree in a beautiful meadow]
Alice: Why - why that's me! I'm asleep!
Queen of Hearts: [shouting from a distance, advancing toward Alice along with a mob of other characters] Don't let her get away! Off with her head!
Alice: [in terror, through the Doorknob's mouth] Alice, wake up! Please, wake up, Alice!
Queen of Hearts: [comes closer with the rest of the mob] Off with her head!
Alice: Alice! Please, wake up, Alice!
[as the mob draws nearer, the screen goes into swirling multicolor until it shows Alice sleeping by the tree]
Alice: [voiceover] Alice! Alice! Alice!
Alice's sister: [changes to her sister's] Alice! Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?

Alice: [drinks from bottle] Mmm... tastes like cherry tart.
[shrinks down]
Alice: Custard.
[shrinks down]
Alice: Pineapple.
[shrinks down]
Alice: Roast turkey.
[now at minimum size]
Alice: Goodness! What did I do?
Doorknob: [chuckles] You almost went out like a candle!
Alice: But look, I'm just the right size!
Doorknob: Oh - no use.
[laughs]
Doorknob: I forgot to tell you.
[laughs]
Doorknob: I'm locked!
[laughs]
Alice: Oh, no!
Doorknob: But of course, you've got the key, so...
Alice: What key?
Doorknob: Now, don't tell me you've left it up there!
 
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