Passing my drug test

JSJ

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Without going into full detail, I recently agreed to take random drug screenings. I have to call in every day and randomly I am selected to come in and pee in a cup. I quit medicating on 02-25-13 and failed my first screening on 02-26-13 to nobody's surprise. On 03-06-13 I took a 12 hour masking cleanse and started a regiment of 2oz. of cider vinegar a day. I shoot a 1oz. shot of vinegar chased with coffee in the morning and when I get home I shoot another 1oz. shot with a beer back. On 03-07-13 I passed my first test. Again on 03-13-13 I passed. So then I decided to roll the dice and see how far I could take this. On 03-15-13 I medicated with 2 glass pipes full, on 03-16-13 4 glass pipes and on 03-17-13 2 more glass pipes. Still continuing my vinegar shots daily. Yesterday on 03-19-13 I was called in for a screening. Less than 48hrs. after medicating last!!! So far still good!!!!
 

3 Pounds of Weeden

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I smoke about a gram a day, and have for he passed 4 years. I got clean in 6 days. You can eat or drink whatever kind of crap you want; but exercise is the best way to go. THC hides in the fat cells. I've heard it can take up to 90 but I think it's b.s. personally. Drink about 6-10 gallons of water a day and run your ass off.
 

JSJ

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Not trying to be that "lazy ass", but I work 10-12hrs a day, 6 days week, last thing you will ever catch me doing is "running my ass off"!!! lmao
If an ounce lasts me 3 weeks, I have been dosing more than a gram a day for a solid 5-6 years.
I drink 2-3 liters of water a day plus another liter or so of some type of cranberry juice, cran-apple, cran-pomagranite, pomagranite-blueberry.
The place where I test, the guy told me it's not unheard of for people (mostly fatter people) to test positive for 90 days or more. I know I still have to have some THC in my fat stores, but I think I am starting to become a believer of cider vinegar. I mean c'mon, I dosed a couple grams over the weekend and less than 48hrs later I test clean!!
The only thing worried me about using the vinegar was that the 10-panel tests also test the pH, oxidant levels and specific gravity. The sg is just for being watered down, but the vinegar hasn't messed with the pH or shown any oxidant levels.
 

hotrodharley

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I smoke about a gram a day, and have for he passed 4 years. I got clean in 6 days. You can eat or drink whatever kind of crap you want; but exercise is the best way to go. THC hides in the fat cells. I've heard it can take up to 90 but I think it's b.s. personally. Drink about 6-10 gallons of water a day and run your ass off.
It depends on the level of test performed. The most commonly used detect 60PPM or more or the more precise ones and the ones that bust you detect as low as 15PPM. Any positive is put in the gas for precise analysis. Any questionable negative is put in the gas. There is little fooling the 15PPM units in less than 30 days if you are a chronic smoker. I should know as I have failed 2 before. I'm in medicine.
 

JSJ

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It depends on the level of test performed. The most commonly used detect 60PPM or more or the more precise ones and the ones that bust you detect as low as 15PPM. Any positive is put in the gas for precise analysis. Any questionable negative is put in the gas. There is little fooling the 15PPM units in less than 30 days if you are a chronic smoker. I should know as I have failed 2 before. I'm in medicine.
So what kind of medicine are you in??(jus being a nib shit)

My sis-law, a mild smoker, just had a job interview at the hospital, she is stna. I told her to do the Apple cider vinegar trick, she passed no questions asked.

You can doubt it all you want, but I would think that a hospital job drug screening would be very precise and if the vinegar doesn't work, she wouldn't be working in the hospital right now, ya know??
 

MightyMike530

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Just wondering, is the vinegar masking the THC or degrading it in your body or are you really clean? Either way the tests are clean, wondering though...
 

JSJ

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Just wondering, is the vinegar masking the THC or degrading it in your body or are you really clean? Either way the tests are clean, wondering though...
Not sure, I mean I know I was still dirty, I'm sure it was still in my fat stores, but it seems to keep it cleaned out of your urine. I don't think it masks it, cause the tests check for that in a way, checking ph and oxident levels.
 

MightyMike530

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I had read some things about ACV breaking down fat more effectively, which is why it helps with weight loss. Maybe it breaks down newly formed fats that potentially would had stored THC?
 

JSJ

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I had read some things about ACV breaking down fat more effectively, which is why it helps with weight loss. Maybe it breaks down newly formed fats that potentially would had stored THC?
Sounds good to me, lol
I just know I kept smoking and kept passing, I'm more of the test subject not the scientist, lol
 

JSJ

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Ya'll want updates??
Bragg's All Organic Apple Cider Vinegar is all you need.

I passed 11 weeks of court ordered randoms. My sis-n-law passed for a nursing job in the hospital. A co-worker passed on a BWC claim. My uncle passed for a USPS job and all the randoms that come up over 15 years of delivering mail. A friend of his also passed for a city sanitation job and all the randoms.

IT WORKS

Again, my daily routine was as followed.
In the mornings I would pull down my double shot glass and fill it have full with Bragg's Organic Apple Cider Vinegar. I would follow that up with my morning coffee on the way to work. Through out the day I would drink 2-3 liters of water. When I would get home at night I would again fill my shot glass half full and shoot it. Then I would medicate all night long without a care of if I would have to drop a random the next day.

As for my sis-n-law and co-worker, I had them take 2 ounces of vinegar the night before and drink as much water as they could between then and the test.

It never effected the pH or the oxidant levels of the test. If I recall correctly, the court tests were 50ppm. As for the sis-n-law, I have no idea, but the hospital has its own lab and shit, I'm sure their tests are of top quality. And to top all of that, on the side of the bottle of Bragg's, is a whole story of how a regiment of an ounce of vinegar a day is a heart healthy diet!!
 

bbxww

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Yes Braggs works. I use a little honey with water. And some kind of juice. Drink as much h2o as can and take a Vitamin.
 
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ayr0n

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Niacin? That's a poison.
You're trippin. It's a vitamin.

"Niacin is an organic compound with the formula C 6H 5NO 2 and, depending on the definition used, one of the 20 to 80 essential human nutrients. This colorless, water-soluble solid is a derivative of pyridine, with a carboxyl group at the 3-position."
 

GreenStick85

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Yes that^ but I will admit my mistake. The word I was looking for is Ricin which is in fact an extremely toxic poison.
 

kesaber

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Without going into full detail, I recently agreed to take random drug screenings. I have to call in every day and randomly I am selected to come in and pee in a cup. I quit medicating on 02-25-13 and failed my first screening on 02-26-13 to nobody's surprise. On 03-06-13 I took a 12 hour masking cleanse and started a regiment of 2oz. of cider vinegar a day. I shoot a 1oz. shot of vinegar chased with coffee in the morning and when I get home I shoot another 1oz. shot with a beer back. On 03-07-13 I passed my first test. Again on 03-13-13 I passed. So then I decided to roll the dice and see how far I could take this. On 03-15-13 I medicated with 2 glass pipes full, on 03-16-13 4 glass pipes and on 03-17-13 2 more glass pipes. Still continuing my vinegar shots daily. Yesterday on 03-19-13 I was called in for a screening. Less than 48hrs. after medicating last!!! So far still good!!!!
Passing a drug test is easy.

Your first and best option is to buy synthetic urine. That is how I passed. Very rarely do places test for that because it's too expensive.

If you don't want to use store bought synthetic urine for whatever reason I am going to tell you something very important for you to know; there is no way to do a quick detox and get the marijuana out of your system faster. It's there for as long as it's going to be there and there is nothing you can do to significantly speed it up. Not vinegar, not juice, not niacin, not anything. Your best bet is to dilute your urine. There are threads on the internet on how to properly do it.

Your goal should not be to get all the marijuana out of your system, rather it should be to not have the batch of pee that comes out test positive. Without doing additional research these are the steps I remember researching about:

1) If you know you will be tested stop smoking is possible. Short of having the marijuana completely out of your system there is no guarantee you will pass. Not smoking will increase your chances of passing the test, although if you get regular random test you may find yourself not smoking quite a bit.

2) Aside from not smoking, there isn't much you can do to get the marijuana out of your system. Drinking fluids before the day of the test does NOTHING. The marijuana is stored in your fat cells and they escape and get into your urine. Drinking liquid will make it so a high level of THC does not appear in the batch of pee, but it's still in your body. This is why fat people need longer to get the THC out of their system. That being said, being active and burning fat BEFORE the day of the test can help, however, the day of the test you should not be too active because you want the THC to stay in your fat rather than being in your pee

3) Starting four hours before the test drink a big glass of water. Then wait 2 hours and start drinking water every 15 minutes until 45 minutes before your test (I don't remember if this is the exact formula. I'm sure you can google it, but the point is to get your water clear). When your pee is clear you would automatically pass. The problem is they know this trick and if your pee is yellow you automatically fail. That's where step 4 comes in

4) Take a vitamin B supplement (Might be vitamin b12 specifically not sure. I think you should take it about an hour and a half before, but I don't remember the exact timing). The vitamin B turns your urine bright yellow so they never suspect a thing

5) Try to squeeze in 1-2 pees with the yellow urine from the vitamin supplement. One is enough, try not to go more than twice.

6) When you pee into the cup only use the middle of the stream. Pee a little into the toilet first, then catch some in the cup, then pee the remainder in the toilet. That way a the smallest amount of THC will come out.

If you do that you have pretty good chances of beating this. I know someone who takes test regularly and has always passed with this method (Or a very similar version since I don't recall some details), but this is still not a 100% guarantee. Should be over 90% if you do it right from what I have seen though. Good luck!
 
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