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PASSED DRUG TEST, UPDATED: Synthetic Urine Report: Ultra Pure 4.0oz

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by mtoker, Oct 20, 2009.

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    mtoker

    mtoker Active Member

    Greetings everyone:

    First post. I've been trolling around here for some information on synthetic urine and thought I'd share my experience.

    Anyway, you're here to read about my Ultra Pure 4.0oz Synthetic Urine review. Took the test today!

    Story:
    Yesterday I was informed by an employment recruiter that they had a good opportunity coming up, and they wanted to interview me. I went to the interview, and all was well and they want to hire me on contingent to a successful background and drug test. Background didn't worry me --- the piss test did.

    I smoke ALL THE TIME. I'm pretty hefty too, so there's no way to detox w/in 24 hrs. My friend recommended Quick Fix, and had an old bottle to give me. Thanks to the net and rollitup, I found out that his stuff was recalled and needed to hit up the local headshop for some newer synthetic.

    Guy at the shop recommended this Ultra Pure, 4.0oz. He said it was 2x the amount needed by the DOT, and should be more than enough to cover newer guidelines.

    Fast forward today. I followed the instructions, attaching the big heating pad via rubber band. I did this ~3 hrs prior to the test to make sure it was warm. The temp read 98 on the nose after 3 hrs, and I was ready to go.

    I secured the vial on my person via my tighty whities, under my sack (per the recommendation of the headshop owner, he did say 'put it under your sack', lol!) I also put a pair of boxer briefs over them for additional security to droppage.

    OMG.... This lab was SUPER official -- lots of people in lab coats, secure doors, etc. I wasn't observed peeing though.

    I hit the stall, and took the package out. The temp strip read 96, and I was quite concerned. I filled the bottle up to 70ml (little over half the bottle of synthetic urine), and spilled some on the side for good measure to look like i pee'd on it.

    Technician noted temperature of: 92.1 -- This is concerning, but within passing limitations.

    I should have the results tomorrow. I plan on updating this post as soon as I receive the good news.

    Good luck to me!
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    macinnis

    macinnis Active Member

    I'm pulling for you bro, definately update
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    mtoker

    mtoker Active Member

    Thanks for your kind words.

    Received a call from the recruiter this morning and I'm good to go to work!

    I will reiterate that I went to a hard core style lab -- tons of weird scientific machines all around. This place would even advertise that they could test for all the standard substances, but also 500+ RX's. I'm sure that my employer didn't pay for more than a 5 panel, but just letting you guys know that this was a hardcore testing outfit that I had to goto. I wasn't shaken down before the test, but I did have to turn my pockets inside out and remove my coat.

    Also another tip: Goto your test dressed EXTREMELY WELL. I would assume that someone wearing a button down shirt and tie wouldn't get a shakedown like baggy pants and XXXL white-t.

    So, as for the 4.0oz Ultra Pure 4.0oz synthetic urine by Klean Labs... Hit the proper temperature range, and you're good to go!

    GL all! Time to smoke!
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    dfhrace

    dfhrace Active Member

    thank you so much i have always wondered about this stuff...that is a good quick solve to that problem
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    doctorD

    doctorD Well-Known Member

    I had the same thing happen. I had a great job lined up but didnt trust the stuff so I applied at walmart. If it didnt work I wouldnt care I wasnt going to take the job I just wanted to take a test run ith the stuff before I took the test for the real job. wal mart called but not in enough time to get the trial test done. So I got scared and got a buddy to get a sample from his son to use. Im glad to know it works good incase i need to test again.
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    Munk76717

    Munk76717 Member

    Thank god for this thread
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    louie2high

    louie2high Member

    ;-) yes sir... i took my test today and i went well dressed.. no pat down, no problems at all. tucked it with my gems n whene it was time to pee i was good. now looking at your results im a little more at ease as in, they sent my pee out to a lab. hopefully i get the same results. i will let you all know how it goes. should know by tomarrow.

    keep smoking budz :eyesmoke:
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    xKuroiTaimax

    xKuroiTaimax Well-Known Member

    This is why I encourage people to bump existing threads, we have result reports accumulate as well as discussion. Good luck all of you and I hope that you're all working efficiently as well as toking xx Lucky I've never know anyone in person who's had to take a piss test for work..
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    charface

    charface Well-Known Member

    What was the cost?
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    Back0nCanna

    Back0nCanna Member

    I hear you man at first I did not believe synthetic urine would work, well I had to take a drug test , and I was polluted highly and decided to buy synthetix 5 its the newest synhetic urine available . Anyways I took the test two day later I call the HR at the job and she said I passed . All I gotta say thanks sythetix 5 !

    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
    First post. I've been trolling around here for some information on synthetic urine and thought I'd share my experience.

    Anyway, you're here to read about my Ultra Pure 4.0oz Synthetic Urine review. Took the test today!

    Story:
    Yesterday I was informed by an employment recruiter that they had a good opportunity coming up, and they wanted to interview me. I went to the interview, and all was well and they want to hire me on contingent to a successful background and drug test. Background didn't worry me --- the piss test did.

    I smoke ALL THE TIME. I'm pretty hefty too, so there's no way to detox w/in 24 hrs. My friend recommended Quick Fix, and had an old bottle to give me. Thanks to the net and rollitup, I found out that his stuff was recalled and needed to hit up the local headshop for some newer synthetic.

    Guy at the shop recommended this Ultra Pure, 4.0oz. He said it was 2x the amount needed by the DOT, and should be more than enough to cover newer guidelines.

    Fast forward today. I followed the instructions, attaching the big heating pad via rubber band. I did this ~3 hrs prior to the test to make sure it was warm. The temp read 98 on the nose after 3 hrs, and I was ready to go.

    I secured the vial on my person via my tighty whities, under my sack (per the recommendation of the headshop owner, he did say 'put it under your sack', lol!) I also put a pair of boxer briefs over them for additional security to droppage.

    OMG.... This lab was SUPER official -- lots of people in lab coats, secure doors, etc. I wasn't observed peeing though.

    I hit the stall, and took the package out. The temp strip read 96, and I was quite concerned. I filled the bottle up to 70ml (little over half the bottle of synthetic urine), and spilled some on the side for good measure to look like i pee'd on it.

    Technician noted temperature of: 92.1 -- This is concerning, but within passing limitations.

    I should have the results tomorrow. I plan on updating this post as soon as I receive the good news.

    Good luck to me![/QUOTE]
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    boogie0704

    boogie0704 New Member

    Hi I have an issue hope you can help I took a drug test on July 27 which was a Thursday on Friday July 28 I received a call telling me that I. would tentatively start work Wednesday. I received a call on Wednesday saying I would start work on Monday. now I got a call on Thursday saying the sample got stuck in the machine and I have to re take the test. I used ultra pure synthetic urine. have you ever heard of. this. happening.? I am very. worried because I really need this job. Desperate and need some advice.
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    ebgood

    ebgood Well-Known Member

    ive used quik fix a few times. always worked. my second fav option
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    minnesmoker

    minnesmoker ɹoʇɐɹəpoɯ

    Dude, "Stuck in the machine" or "Lost in the machine?" A bit different. Either yer straight busted, and they're going to spend a bunch of money to retest you, just to fuck with you some more... Or something happened to your sample, and you gotta go tinkle again.
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    boogie0704

    boogie0704 New Member

    Wow! I said the same thing . Then why call me twice telling me the start date then a week later telling me the sample got stuck in the machine. what should I do? I have smoked since then so now. what do I do since I have to take the test again . Please Help!

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