Once upon a time....

Commander Strax

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.....there was a man that lived a long time ago. His friends thought he was very special. He wandered around and talked to people and the all seemed to like him.

Then something went bad and the authorities wanted to have a chat with him. One of his buddies ratted him out and they arrested him and they executed him by nailing his ass to a cross.

When he was good and dead they put him in a cave and covered the door with a big rock (because why not).

A giant Bunny Rabbit came along, moved the rock. The bunny revived him and left eggs.

Happy Easter..... because what else are you going to celebrate on 4/20/14
 

dannyboy602

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Great story. But it continues thus: ....and the bunny wasn't paying attention and the giant rock rolled over his foot and severed it. And to this day this is why we collect rabbits feet. And little necklaces with dead dudes holding up a lower case t.
 
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