Would you rather

  • Shit with your mouth and taste with your butthole

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Have a thumb as your penis and your penis as your thumb

    Votes: 3 37.5%
  • Fuck your poll I like Dix

    Votes: 5 62.5%

  • Total voters
    8

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Alas poor Reddan , I used to know him, Horatio—a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination. He carried me on his back a thousand times, and now—how terrible—this is him. It makes my stomach turn. I don’t know how many times I kissed the lips that used to be right here. Where are your jokes now? Your pranks? Your songs?
Your flashes of wit that used to set the whole table laughing? You don’t make anybody smile now. Are you sad about that? You need to go to my lady’s room and tell her that no matter how much makeup she slathers on, she’ll end up just like you some day. That’ll make her laugh. Horatio, tell me something. (http://nfs.sparknotes.com/hamlet/page_288.html)
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And so, you're dead, the big dirt nap. Bye
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Alas poor Reddan , I used to know him, Horatio—a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination. He carried me on his back a thousand times, and now—how terrible—this is him. It makes my stomach turn. I don’t know how many times I kissed the lips that used to be right here. Where are your jokes now? Your pranks? Your songs?
Your flashes of wit that used to set the whole table laughing? You don’t make anybody smile now. Are you sad about that? You need to go to my lady’s room and tell her that no matter how much makeup she slathers on, she’ll end up just like you some day. That’ll make her laugh. Horatio, tell me something. (http://nfs.sparknotes.com/hamlet/page_288.html)
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And so, you're dead, the big dirt nap. Bye
You attributed, I'm so touched ::sniff::
 

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
Can't believe Abe doesn't have the decency to acknowledge his partner.....if I had an extremely obvious sexual public relationship with someone .....I'd take the time to say a few words .....poor reddan thought Abe loved him for more than just his mouth hole......smh


So sad
 

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
It's actually 2:55am where I live ....I woke up because I had to shit very very badly..... I rushed to the toilet and as soon as my asshole exploded ....I thought about our Reddan ....not sure if it was the actual shit, or the smell...But TBH I think it was both ...possibly even my persistent belly ache that couldn't wait til morning ....it just all reminded me of him ....Im guna wipe my ass and hum some Micky Avalon in remembrance of him.
 
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