Okay so I need some help here.

I need to meet someone on the corner of 8th and 88th with a large melon, a small rock, $0.47 in exact change (but no dimes), and it needs to be someone who doesn't ask a lot of questions.


I'll be waiting for you at 25 o'clock.


oh and bring a change of clothes we're going to get a little messy.

What kind of melon Bro????

Should I bring the dinglehopper with me or no? Shit, that's a question.

Just one melon? I find that two melons are a more comfy place to nod off.

I'll also bring a prostate stimulator

And a big bottle of lube

And a gallon of water and a water pill just incase ur into that

I don't want to know........

^^^^^^^Liar^^^^^^^^

I cant make the change bro sorry.

What kind of melon? Some of us won't have anything to do with casabas, regardless of how nice you are

watermelon is so 90's , it's all about papaya now

how about we meet, smoke some crack, eat some papaya and dp an Asian hooker ?

tytheguy111 said:

I'll also bring a prostate stimulator

And a big bottle of lube

And a gallon of water and a water pill just incase ur into that

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I like your enthusiasm but the lube's not necessary. We'll moisten our cocks with the blood of our enemies tonight!

I just bought a 10 taco box from Taco Bell. 2 bean burritos, 4 crunchy, 4 soft. Chasing it with pineapple vodka. Ain't no one gonna to fuck with this. Come at me bro.

^^^thats gold ^^

Oh come on dude, can't even get a courtesy flush on that one?

bu$hleaguer said:

I just bought a 10 taco box from Taco Bell. 2 bean burritos, 4 crunchy, 4 soft. Chasing it with pineapple vodka. Ain't no one gonna to fuck with this. Come at me bro.

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Im into to scat


Mmmmmm

Definitely when it tastes like taco bell and vodka

tytheguy111 said:

Im into to scat


Mmmmmm

Definitely when it tastes like taco bell and vodka

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Cool, then it's happening. I'll hit up your pager when I'm at 88th.