"no one ever asked to see MY birth certificate"

desert dude

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someone is either (a) too stupid to see the idiocy behind mitt making that joke or (b) hyper aware of it and trying to excuse it and turn himself into the victim.

my money is on the latter, you poor, poor thing. :(
I don't feel victimized. Victimhood is not my thing, though, I leave that to you lefties.

There was a joke in this thread somewhere?
 

Dr Kynes

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Try doing something worthy of consideration, UB.

I have been asked to see my driver's license, my birth certificate, my passport, my DD214, my college transcripts, my social security card, my white male's club card, my Costco card, my credit card, my student ID card. All of them multiple times. The only one I can't seem to find is my white male's club card.
if you had bothered to attend the meetings you would know we dont do cards anymore. now all your credit and debit cards have the hidden White Male Free Shit hidden data byte in the magnetic strip or smart chip. the same goes for your cell phone, thats why you can dial 911 and actually get some honest god fearing white cops to help handle your cocaine negro problems.

it was all in the meeting last august when the Honkey's Club card was retired. Now with the WMFS data byte in your debiut and credit cards all your qualifying purchases will be properly free, and only appear to have been charges in case a non-member should be observing.

remember though, its for White Males only, so no more letting females, or especially non-whites use your cards. you may not be charged for the qualifying purchases, but we dont want THEM getting the Titanium Privileges.

remember to "Keep it Tight, Keep it White and Keep it Outta Sight!"
 

UncleBuck

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"no one ever accused me of burglary and stalked me for walking home with candy and a drink"

see? they're funny!
 

desert dude

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if you had bothered to attend the meetings you would know we dont do cards anymore. now all your credit and debit cards have the hidden White Male Free Shit hidden data byte in the magnetic strip or smart chip. the same goes for your cell phone, thats why you can dial 911 and actually get some honest god fearing white cops to help handle your cocaine negro problems.

it was all in the meeting last august when the Honkey's Club card was retired. Now with the WMFS data byte in your debiut and credit cards all your qualifying purchases will be properly free, and only appear to have been charges in case a non-member should be observing.

remember though, its for White Males only, so no more letting females, or especially non-whites use your cards. you may not be charged for the qualifying purchases, but we dont want THEM getting the Titanium Privileges.

remember to "Keep it Tight, Keep it White and Keep it Outta Sight!"
I hate meetings, and clubs, but I guess I need to attend at least one to see what all the ruckus is about.
 

Dr Kynes

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Thanks for the winky face, I lost my decoder ring. ;-)
thats why i keep mine on my Purity Chain <tm> it seals all the whiteness in. and it cant be stolen, the clasp has a Paycheck Stub Scanner. it can only be removed by someone with a real job. also available in Chastity Chain <tm> for your white women.
 

desert dude

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thats why i keep mine on my Purity Chain <tm> it seals all the whiteness in. and it cant be stolen, the clasp has a Paycheck Stub Scanner. it can only be removed by someone with a real job. also available in Chastity Chain <tm> for your white women.
Sorry, too late for my white women. Once popped, a cherry remain popped.
 

althor

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Is it just me or does it appear UncleBuck pulled a Romney and did what was best for him and his family?
I dont blame you at all UncleBuck, thats what we do, look out for our families and ourselves first.
If using available loopholes provided by the government is good for the goose, its good for the gander.
 

UncleBuck

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A couple of thousand dollars three years ago, WOW!

How long is that going to carry your lazy little hypocrite ass?
that was last year, actually. you should remember that, i mean, you have saved all the proof pics that prove you wrong. i bet you even print them out and go off to the dispensary to show all your little buddies how awesome you are.

i wonder what they say about you once you leave :lol:

think the subject of your sickly yellow nitrogen-deficient twigs ever comes up? i bet so.
 
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