New to the site. Urine test crisis.

ik thats what im saying i know people that do hard drugs (crack meth etc.) but if i even smell like weed i get pulled over idk y i have been stopped 4 times in the last 2 months. Because the officer smelled mj coming from my car at a red light with 12 other cars there ( I mean i smoked out before i left the house but so like i knew he knew but didint have anything on me ever time). So i Never Ever carry anything anymore its kind of sad that i will go to jail for years for having a little herb on me but people can get drunk and beat their wives and kids ( father is an alchaholic/addict currently getting help so ik what its like) they dont even get a slap on the wrist its sad. sorry im rambling btw couldnt find the like button for you tim or would.

xmatox said:

lol. You obviously don't understand the definition of hearsay. I was there when this shit went down and saw these individuals punished.Therefore, my first hand experience is not hearsay. Keep em coming.

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i suppose its like a court house,, hear say is not allowed,, but eye witness accounts are

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Doh! Again, if they tested for gender then fake piss would be gender specific also.

Wow, your reading comprehension is on point!!! They said THEY don't test for it. That does not mean the other 15,000 locations in the US do not or cannot do it.

xmatox said:

Wow, your reading comprehension is on point!!! They said THEY don't test for it. That does not mean the other 15,000 locations in the US do not or cannot do it.

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My "reading comprehension"??? I have mentioned at least twice that labs are capable of testing for it. They just normally don't. Just as there are other validity tests they COULD do and don't. The two labs my female piss gets sent to are the two largest in th U.S., if not the world.

bravedave said:

My "reading comprehension"??? I have mentioned at least twice that labs are capable of testing for it. They just normally don't. Just as there are other validity tests they COULD do and don't. The two labs my female piss gets sent to are the two largest in th U.S., if not the world.

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You mentioned they are capable, but say they do not test for it. My entire point was to say they do sometimes test for it, which they do!!!!! Assuming that they don't because YOU haven't been caught is a different argument. You are being anecdotal with the point they no one else can get caught because you haven't.... I too already mentioned that they probably won't test for it, but SOME can and do vs. you continue to repeat that they don't, although you agree they can. Why would they have the ability to do so, but never use it.

xmatox said:

You mentioned they are capable, but say they do not test for it. My entire point was to say they do sometimes test for it, which they do!!!!! Assuming that they don't because YOU haven't been caught is a different argument. You are being anecdotal with the point they no one else can get caught because you haven't.... I too already mentioned that they probably won't test for it, but SOME can and do vs. you continue to repeat that they don't, although you agree they can. Why would they have the ability to do so, but never use it.

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Because it is not what the customer is paying for and every procedure costs money. Not that difficult. There are also legal/privacy concerns. Employers have already made a decision on you and are not hoping you fail because they are already investing in you...also not expecting you to cheat or that you have to...while expecting the process to weed out the cheaters (temp. tests, sediment/color inspection, test process)

Explain to me then, why fake piss is not gender specific. There are hundreds of people on this site who have used it including women. If your concern was a real concern then why would the fake-piss makers not bother to address it?

bravedave said:

Because it is not what the customer is paying for and every procedure costs money. Not that difficult. There are also legal/privacy concerns. Employers have already made a decision on you and are not hoping you fail because they are already investing in you...also not expecting you to cheat or that you have to...while expecting the process to weed out the cheaters (temp. tests, sediment/color inspection, test process)

Explain to me then, why fake piss is not gender specific. There are hundreds of people on this site who have used it including women. If your concern was a real concern then why would the fake-piss makers not bother to address it?

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You must be slow, I never said that they test for this everytime... AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME, it is something to consider... That is all. If you are going to fake a piss test, why not do it right? You don't have any guy friends?

xmatox said:

You must be slow, I never said that they test for this everytime... AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME, it is something to consider... That is all. If you are going to fake a piss test, why not do it right? You don't have any guy friends?

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Nor did I accuse you of saying they did do it everytime. Nice deflection you ignorant prick.

Lol. No answer then.

Bottom line is 99.99999% of the millions of drug tests given yearly do NOT analyze the hormones to determine sex. So your risk of them deciding to test for sex when they only have been asked to check for drugs is pretty much ZERO or equal to finding out that xmatox used piss from his bitch. Woof

bravedave said:

Nor did I accuse you of saying they did do it everytime. Nice deflection you ignorant prick.

Lol. No answer then.

Bottom line is 99.99999% of the millions of drug tests given yearly do NOT analyze the hormones to determine sex. So your risk of them deciding to test for sex when they only have been asked to check for drugs is pretty much ZERO or equal to finding out that xmatox used piss from his bitch. Woof

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I love tough guys... smoke a bowl and CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!!! The fact that you just "woofed" me shows a clear representation of how you operate. I'm out.

xmatox said:

I love tough guys... smoke a bowl and CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!!! The fact that you just "woofed" me shows a clear representation of how you operate. I'm out.

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Actually, I think you came to the realization that I was right (I am) and then tried to insult and move the goal posts. I just came to give the OP a workable solution. Maybe you were trying to run cover for your girlfriend, Mj*dick, with your fanciful bit of sex test fiction, but bottom line is you both didn't know shit in spite of spouting off .

Off to smoke that bowl. Good idea.

Tim Fox said:

i live in oregon and I carry around a quick fix in my work bag at all times

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I passed a drug test using synthetix5 synthetic urine and it works great as well. I successfully passed my exam. I haven't tried the brand you used because the one that I used was recommended by a friend of mine. I am really grateful that there's an alternatives that we may depend on when needed.

it is illegal to test for things other than what is requested ... i.e. can't test for sex, pregnancy, disease etc on a drug test, only DRUGS! Keep clean urine in your freezer will stay good 1-2 years, thaw a small portion before your test and keep in small container (hotel shampoo bottle?) - bring up to temperature by running under HOT water for a while or in microwave (very short time!) - keep up to temperature with HOT HANDS hand warmers (order on amazon or walmart) and BLAST max WINDSHIELD heater in car on the bottle until right before you go in

HONESTLY though most blood/collection labs etc dont test temperature for urine tests - courts and rehab programs definitely will - if you're unsure BRING HOT PISS - you can always let it cool a bit in the cup but you can't GET IT HOTTER (they usually disable HOT water tap)

I passed a urine test with Quick Fix 6.1 3oz bottle. I went into Quest Diagnostics on Monday 11/27/17 the temp was 98 on the bottle. Poured it in the cup, than actually pissed in the toilet. I did wait 72 hours before I was awarded my results. Check your batch date before using the product you will find it on the Green sheet in the box with the warmer. Also never order on eBay or Amazon only the actual site.

best bet is to keep clean frozen piss in your freezer, stays good for years and you can thaw out a little bit at a time as needed, technically you could use a dogs piss or a childs piss because they aren't allowed to test for anything except drugs

If its not a P.O. thats literally starring at your junk i go clean urine from a friend..
This is kinda gross..
Have said urine in a small peroxide bottle.. Empty ofcoarse.
Before walking in to testing location i remove the top and micro at 7-11.. If u leave the top on... Piss bomb. Just to get it hotter then bodytemp. Then in my underware.. Sock whatever. Its faster to have the urine cooloff too ur body temp.. Then to heat it too ur body temp.. Using nothing but ur bodyheat.

DRINKING IT DOESNT WORK..
Be well

Iriemartin74 said:

If its not a P.O. thats literally starring at your junk i go clean urine from a friend..
This is kinda gross..
Have said urine in a small peroxide bottle.. Empty ofcoarse.
Before walking in to testing location i remove the top and micro at 7-11.. If u leave the top on... Piss bomb. Just to get it hotter then bodytemp. Then in my underware.. Sock whatever. Its faster to have the urine cooloff too ur body temp.. Then to heat it too ur body temp.. Using nothing but ur bodyheat.

DRINKING IT DOESNT WORK..
Be well

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you have friends who don't smoke weed?! lol jk

Ud be surprised what non thc pee people would do for cash.

Disgusting, you give fellow drivers like me a bad name, I'm retired now and have seen punks like you come and go, scurrying to buy someone's else's piss, doing drive byes, it takes a long time to get out of your system as it sits in the fatty tissues, buy all the snake oils you can afford their not gonna save your job, stop smoking until like me you can have the time, there's a reason they don't want people like you driving big equipment like I did and that's to keep mine and everyone else's family from getting killed cuz your mind is fogged from the night before. Grow up dude, just say no to drugs.