My wife caught me jacking off!

Got off early from work around 10pm. Fried some catfish and watched the French open and just got the urge. I think it was the chick's in short skirts. I pulled my trusty BlackBerry out & started going at it on the couch. Then I hear a sound coming from the bed room, mind u she is 8 months pregnant and didn't have her contacts in. She came in living room and at first didn't notice me on the couch naked with my phone in my left hand and my meat In my right. She stopped and ask me what I'm doing and I was honest and said jacking off. All she could say was " I bet she doesn't look like me " LOL. She knows I like porn and shit i have caught her playing with herself before. Has this happened to any other smokers?????

Pix or it never happened.

dannyboy602 said:

Pix or it never happened.

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Your funny! Just take my word 4 it. LOL

next time immediately destroy all evidence.

abe supercro said:

next time immediately destroy all evidence.

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Will do.

you have a blackberry?

your wife has never caught me abusing myself.

hey clayton!

i'm gonna poop on your tits.

for realz.

Join the club at least it wasn't your 6th grade math teacher !

bbxww said:

. She came in living room and at first didn't notice me on the couch naked with my phone in my left hand and my meat In my right.

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stinkyjoe said:

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is masturbating to autopsy google images a bad logic? or normal logic?

LetsGetCritical said:

blabluybloomblrobooo?

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lol ok

stinkyjoe said:

My penis is so tiny that nobody would ever notice - even if I weren't all alone

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That's sad.

Never been caught I'm like a ninja.

Does it still count if I wanted to get caught?

poo bear said:

Does it still count if I wanted to get caught?

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your shit

So fried catfish and tennis turns you on huh..

bluntmassa1 said:

Never been caught I'm like a ninja.

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or quick *nonchalant whistle*
I think Bill Hicks has the best line for being caught masturbating "Oh! Thank god you're here!", they'll either leave or finish you off w1ns all round

Never been caught, I still keep the dream alive I will one day if I'm lucky

Been caught banging I'd say seven or so times, which confuses me besides a light whimpering I'm silent when I crank off, but when I bang it's wayyyy louder so im thinking these people want to walk in?

This movie is ALL about jerking off. It's pretty good.