my ignore list is getting big

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
I went all "ignores-ville" when I first got on here - because some people were just FUCKING MEAN. hahaha

I have since unignored all - and literally half of them were not even members anymore.

Jokes - fuckin bring it! I LOVE jokes. You wanna call me a cum-guzzling whore??? Sweet!!! I'll open up wide for ya in a picture so there is plenty of room for an Autistic-rendition of a cock going into said fuck-hole.

Buuuuuut - some people on here like to say shit, personal shit, that they basically know NOTHING about.

I'd say, probably half of the people here, especially the very quiet ones that are lurking in the dark and NOT actually posting anything - are just angry people who want to WATCH THE WORLD BURN.

Forget about em! Personal attacks, in real-life and on the internet - are the last desperate attempt of a very sad person trying to makes other people as miserable as they are.

I like the happy shit.

ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE GREAT!!!!

I like you!

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bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member
I just ignored buckaroo bonzai and that shit feels good,
but first we took turns destroying each other....

this is the first person I've ignored since I've been here.
Abe that was some good shit back there though. It can't be too happy go-lucky anywhere for too long, I think it just gets boring. Tree hugging is great and stroking each other off is a good time and all, but it just gets old. That dude deserved it for spreading personal shit on here anyway.

A good 65/35 is how I like to roll. 65% happy circle -jerking cum slurping sparkle jockey, 35% angry sick demented prick.
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Abe that was some good shit back there though. It can't be too happy go-lucky anywhere for too long, I think it just gets boring. Tree hugging is great and stroking each other off is a good time and all, but it just gets old. That dude deserved it for spreading personal shit on here anyway.

A good 65/35 is how I like to roll. 65% happy circle -jerking cum slurping sparkle jockey, 35% angry sick demented prick.
SUCK MY DICK @bu$hleaguer !!!!!

Let's FIGHT BITCH!

You're mom's a whore!!!

You're girlfriend runs a glory-hole.

Your DOG IS FAT!

Anything???? hahahahah
 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member
SUCK MY DICK @bu$hleaguer !!!!!

Let's FIGHT BITCH!

You're mom's a whore!!!

You're girlfriend runs a glory-hole.

Your DOG IS FAT!

Anything???? hahahahah

Lol I think I love you.... You dirty bitch!

And you're right on all accounts.

I keep my girlfriend's glory hole in check though because I make sure the glory hole diameter is always equal to or lesser than the diameter of my schlong. She has 4 scheduled measures a year and 2 unscheduled, surprise measures. That way there ain't no Dino dongs slipping past her lips.

Edit: and this ain't my first glory hole policing, either. Yes, of course I measure my dong when I'm half mast!
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Lol I think I love you.... You dirty bitch!

And you're right on all accounts.

I keep my girlfriend's glory hole in check though because I make sure the glory hole diameter is always equal to or lesser than the diameter of my schlong. She has 4 scheduled measures a year and 2 unscheduled, surprise measures. That way there ain't no Dino dongs slipping past her lips.
Awwwww shucks...

It doesn't count unless it's a real fight.

FUCK...NOW how am I going to get an erection????
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bu$hleaguer

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Awwwww shucks...

It doesn't count unless it's a real fight.

FUCK...NOW how am I going to get an erection????
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Shut your fucking ball washer, bitch!
You dirty cum gargling midget blowing snake fucking eel swallowing dumpster diving cum drunk trailer trash hobo blowing toothbrush sharing trucker fucking ass gaping slime pig shit fuck hallelujah where's the Tylenol
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Shut your fucking ball washer, bitch!
You dirty cum gargling midget blowing snake fucking eel swallowing dumpster diving cum drunk trailer trash hobo blowing toothbrush sharing trucker fucking ass gaping slime pig shit fuck hallelujah where's the Tylenol
Awwwwwes - thanks for trying - it's just not the same...
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AND it's raining outside.....waaaaaaaaaaa
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Just as long as i dont have to touch, suck or admire your dick im all up for handie fight! What rules you wanna play by?
Hmmm...

Well, in my opinion a "like" here, is kinda the same as an internet-handie.

Following someone - is like full blown cock-gobbling.

But I don't really wanna play a game that just involves "liking" shit - because I already like enough shit - because shit's funny!!!!

Hmmm...so as well as "liking" a post, saying something nice to someone, to brighten up their day - also like a handie.

Here - I'll start:

Hey @KLITE - I don't have a real dick - but if I did - it would probably be small and piddly compared to the ENORMOUS monster cock you probably have hanging out between your thighs. And you're ball sack should have it's own moon Orbitting around it - IT"S THAT MASSIVE AND GLORIOUS....
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That's how dude's compliment each other, right?
 
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