My GF wants me to fall asleep inside her....

Bamm Bamm

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LOL I did that a few times hella drunk in college woke up some slut next to me me still wearing a condom=)
 

yelodrvr

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holly shit. my wife woke up and came down stairs to see why i was laughing so hard. great thread!!
 

bloodshotEyz

Active Member
an anti-marijuana ad just implied that smoking marijuana is the same thing as smoking a diploma and a sports car
 

porchmonkey4life

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...i fell asleep inside her, how do i get myself back to the place where she said, "I want something else, to get me through this semitone kinda life, baby, baby..." Maybe your girl is trying to tell you something else.
 

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
So my gf seems to have this fantasy of me falling asleep inside her. She has brought it up many times and I even tried it once - I don't remember the position, I think spooning though. It didn't last over 5 -10 min and I think I just wound up fucking her again - or getting soft and rolling over.... don't really remember. Either way, just wondering if anyone else has had a girl ask for this.

they don't ask for it.. but they all get it regularly.. falling asleep is a great way to go off into the ethereal realm of dreams.

iloveyou
 

ZenMaster

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Do the Indiana Jones trick. Find something very much like your dick and swap it out with one fluent motion when she is asleep. Your home free.
 

pandabear

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yea this may be a sign that she wants you to preg her maybe. i mean if you could fall asleep inside her and stay there u are gonna have some crazy wet dreams and start fucking her in your sleep and bust all in her. tada!! u are a dada:mrgreen:


i think you could make it work but only if you dont bust a nut and try to fall asleep in here like that. that way u prolly stay hard for a while. fall asleep on top of her. it think if I already busted a nut i would really not feel like stayin in the pussy.
 

porchmonkey4life

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I think it's a really weird idea. I actually asked my guy to try it once, but we both ended up feeling kinda grossed out after about 5 min. I like to clean myself up a bit after a good bumbNgrind, so I'd feel pretty gross when I woke up. I think both parties would have to be considerably fucked up on something very potent for this to happen-say a good fuck timed exactly when you were both coming down from E and after smoking a j or something. I wouldn't recommend it, but, like FDD says, you should accommodate her. It's not always easy for girls to express their sexual wants and needs, so you should appreciate that she's comfortable enough with you to confidently ask you to try this with her. Just try it-what's the worst that could happen besides you both feeling gross after 5 min, huh??
 

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
I think it's a really weird idea. I actually asked my guy to try it once, but we both ended up feeling kinda grossed out after about 5 min.

you felt kinda gross falling asleep inside your girlfriend?

wtf-

does she moo?

how many legs does she have?

fyi - I have NOT stuck my KAK in anything gross... and weather I am awake or asleep does not change a thing....


Let me define gross for you... gross is going for the bar of soap at your friends house and its covered in pubs.. but you only realize it after you wash your face... that;s gross..


Let me define comfort... PUTTING your HUGE swollen ROCK HARD KAK, into a loving and PULSATING POON... letting a load fly as you look into her crazy dilated eyes.... and then getting so high on the energy that your eyes roll into the back of your head and you just pass out... KAK in POON...

any quetions CLOWN FOOKER?

iloveyou
 
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