Singlemalt
Well-Known Member
Stab outta the past! Ex-gf (she dumped me yrs ago, 1977 cuz I ate some Hare Krishna flowers...go figger) called me up and acted flirty. Fuck I haven't heard word one from her since 1980 and now bingo. After I get weary of the catch up I say "so why after all these years, we really didn't even like each other back then?"
She is a very, very wealthy woman now; recently widowed and still horny and gotten kinkier. She offered me $293 K, yes thats right $293,000, in cash if I will menstruate for her and she can video it. There are stipulations:
1) No fresh vasectomy
2) No abdominal injury
3) basically no injury that make me piss blood
That's a lot of dinero, too much too dismiss. Cash, in fuckin cash hence tax free. Any advice, suggestion welcome.
I was thinking Cal-mag 3x da and neem showers
She is a very, very wealthy woman now; recently widowed and still horny and gotten kinkier. She offered me $293 K, yes thats right $293,000, in cash if I will menstruate for her and she can video it. There are stipulations:
1) No fresh vasectomy
2) No abdominal injury
3) basically no injury that make me piss blood
That's a lot of dinero, too much too dismiss. Cash, in fuckin cash hence tax free. Any advice, suggestion welcome.
I was thinking Cal-mag 3x da and neem showers
Bye the bye, I do have a great MB story; UCLA parling lot in '83