My demands

More rewards for random dumbness.

More hugs for sad members.

Less nothing.

More=greater

and a dislike button that cost some kind of points or something that it costs you to use, so it shows that you really mean it.

I want a fully fuelled plane, an escort to the airport, 2 hot lipstick lesbians that also love c$ck, a pound of weed, a bathing suit, 19mm ball bearings (, a pilot and a pair of sandals (no, not birks they're for hippies, i'm just old) and a bic lighter.
Oh, and I need my passport renewed. Can you loan me $100?

This guy always be making demands or he will snap someones neck or something like that
normally its for a helicopter and some ice cream
some folk just do not understand how important ice cream is

That RIU.org be funded by 2-3 major sponsors, that offer a great discount to member who have achieved enough trophies ..that 'point of sale' clothing be available to RIU. members, and that advertisements do not obscure or IMPEDE the riu. forum in anyway

Pinworm said:

More rewards for random dumbness.

More hugs for sad members.

Less nothing.

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we do not negotiate with terrorists!

cat of curiosity said:

we do not negotiate with terrorists!

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Shows what you know. Dummy. Let's have a beer sometime.

Pinworm said:

Shows what you know. Dummy. Let's have a beer sometime.

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fuck yeah. i'll buy the first round.

cat of curiosity said:

fuck yeah. i'll buy the first round.

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Marry me.

Pinworm said:

Marry me.

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ok, conditionally... a sample of sex is required first.

i mean, what if you do the 'i do' and then it's just no good? prostitutes are expensive, dude...

cat of curiosity said:

ok, conditionally... a sample of sex is required first.

i mean, what if you do the 'i do' and then it's just no good? prostitutes are expensive, dude...

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You're being dumb. You should quit that. I'm hella awesome.

Pinworm said:

You're being dumb. You should quit that. I'm hella awesome.

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you called me dumb... the wedding's off!!

lol

cat of curiosity said:

you called me dumb... the wedding's off!!

lol

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Do you think I'm pretty?

Pinworm said:

Do you think I'm pretty?

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yep, esp. your foreheyed...

cat of curiosity said:

yep, esp. your foreheyed...

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That's it. I want a divorce. I'm taking half your shit.

I demand a riu wedding

Growan said:

I demand a riu wedding

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Do you take, pinny to be your lawful wedded butthole, promise to cherish and lick, and touch, and....this is getting gross. You guys are gross.

I demand a greater proportion of sincerity to grossness in the riu wedding vows

Pinworm said:

That's it. I want a divorce. I'm taking half your shit.

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you can have the slut side of the water bed and half of this roll of toilet paper. an' i ain't payin' no hawd damn child s'port...