Most stoned you've ever been?

MidnightWolf said:

I started back in '70. What ever happened to the stuff that gave you the giggles where you laughed so hard your eyes teared and the muscles in the back of your head were so tight they hurt. Where did that stuff go?

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There are some ole timers around here that still grow it. I like those types of strains. Most people knock them but back in the day all I grew was Mexican brick seeds. 20 foot sativas were common here.

I'm not sure if it's the weed, there's some pretty good stuff out there as opposed to the dirt weed I started on, but still doesn't make me laugh like the old days. Or the resistance after smoking for so long.

MidnightWolf said:

I'm not sure if it's the weed, there's some pretty good stuff out there as opposed to the dirt weed I started on, but still doesn't make me laugh like the old days. Or the resistance after smoking for so long.

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I think it has part to do with not a lot of cash croppers or even personal growers bother with true sativas due to the flowering time. Even the claimed sativa dominant strains that flower in eight to ten weeks has to have indica in it.

I think some of the best smoke are the 16+ week flowering plants.

Right! The garbage they sell in the rec shops here hardly get me stoned, whereas; the homegrown me and my buddies grow get you pretty stoned. But we also grow the strains that the rec shop sells for $25/g and I ain't paying more than $10/g for a gram or two at the shops.

MoMoGrows said:

Right! The garbage they sell in the rec shops here hardly get me stoned, whereas; the homegrown me and my buddies grow get you pretty stoned. But we also grow the strains that the rec shop sells for $25/g and I ain't paying more than $10/g for a gram or two at the shops.

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The whole point of growing my own. I don't like the way the shops trim their buds either, no love!

I ate a brownie with my ex and man it was the highest Ive ever been. Not enjoyable, couldnt wait till it was over. I was laying in bed next to her and all that was running through my mind was her ex husband was coming up the stairs to shoot us both in her bed but we were too high to move. Ha last time I do that.

I got busted,sent to the NC Hilton,for three months,after making it down to minimum security I could have people come see me on Sunday's,plus they could bring you outside food.I called a friend who grew told him I needed some weed,to take some to my sister for me.I called her and she baked me some brownies.I ate a half a pan then shared the rest.When I had to go back through the gate,I had to be patted down by the guard,I was just swaying and grinning,I really think that. Was the highest I have ever been.

The highest I've ever been was a good decade and a half ago. I'll never forget it. I was over at my grandmothers place moving some furniture around. Everyone has that one shady crazy uncle. Well he drops in. Ends up rolling a joint and him and I killed it after I was done helping out grandma.
This shit flat out broke my brain. Total couchlock. I couldn't even mentally process doing anything besides sitting on the couch and focusing on what was on the tv in front of me. I was having legit tunnel vision.
I wasn't pleasant by any means. There was also the part where he started being a royal prick as he was known to be. That more or less ruined the whole thing.

Some smoke they called Kryptonite back in 1988. Made me feel like I was flying in a tornado and then out to space. Felt like I was flying feet first which,of course, didn't jive with my equilibrium. 3 hits and I was useless for about 3 hours.

None of you guys have ever been this stoned.

Obviously the first time I ever smoked, took 1 little hit of lemon kush and 2 minutes later everything was hazy and bright then I just started laughing my ass of, was THIRSTY as fuck, time slowed down to the point I thought I would be high forever lol, then my friend tried to light a bong hit for me and I thought I was inhaling but turns out I just had my mouth on the bong and was just laughing instead of inhaling. Great times! Wish I could get that high again.

I've been the stonedest.

mr sunshine said:

I've been the stonedest.

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I've been stonededer

dude sent me this shit from oregon........

I had never had ANYTHING other than black hash before this, took a half dime sized chunk, put it on top of some reg flowers and lost touch with reality for 6-8 hours, woke up STILL high! I would honestly do ANYTHING for more of this shit right here.

When I was doing a bong and got hit by lightning and bit by a rattlesnake at the same time.
EDIT: in a dream.

A few months ago I made this batch of caps. Turns out that with the strains I had in the starting material (kief mix of JTR & Blue Dream), 160mg caps were a bit much, like 80mg too much #@$! Wholly fuck, stoned out of my mind for about 6 hours before crashing, woke up 9 hours later, still stoned to the point I didn't leave the house for another 4 hours. Needless to say, I haven't taken a full cap since - lol Medibles are where it's at if you want full effect

Ate a 150mg medicated cookie and fell sideways while taking a piss in the bathroom. Saw the golden arch and instantly wanted McDonalds. I just lay on the ground hungry and covered in piss.

Took one with a beer, 45 mins later, felt nothing. Took a second, BIG MISTAKE!!!!! First and last time.

TubePot said:

Took one with a beer, 45 mins later, felt nothing. Took a second, BIG MISTAKE!!!!! First and last time.

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DILLS, did you ever lose the bet and have to lick your half off the plate?

old fart story, first time I smoked spicy bright gold Columbian way back when and just lost my way on a road I had driven hundred's of times. remember like it was yesterday not 40 years ago