Moondance's Universe of Breeding

Another story just popped into my head so Ia m going to share it, I got sent away on an Outward bound corse for rock climbing and sailing, and the parental unit were trying to straighten me out lol, I enjoyed the hell out of that trip. A month on a 10 foot dingy sailing to hurricane island from boston. First time I saw 5 girls drop trow and piss over the side of a boat - Magical LOL. So were on this other damn island and they say okay who want to jump in from here, it was 90 damn feet down at high tide, fucking amazing I jumped like 3rd or something, but wow what a rush. We did shooting rapids on our butts too, had to wear shows the rocks were sharp as hell, played human soccer threw rock formations badass fun. Peace, be safe.

Come get your butt kicked in 9 ball broski.

The comments from the Mrs about the Mr Dank outfit gave me a good chuckle.

Im bringing the wifey brother! Hey i need someone to do something with this Our Universe newsletter thing know anybody!

O yeah the Vert-i-Grow line will be available in 11 days, and C's idea is a reality - The Tsunami - Shhh! Edit it will double as self defense weapon too!
Love ya Brother!

Okay same trip on the ocean right, its 2am and I am on watch, first day in. My smart ass smuggled a pack of smokes onto the boat, I was slick. Not that slick my dumb ass lights one up and the damn wind turns 12 crack addict looking fuckers sat straight up damn near and hear comes the counselor to confiscate them. I know for a fact you asshole smoked those fuck you! LOL O shit the jones I was getting for a smoke for 4 days was killer, then we had to freakin jump in the damn August Ocean water, every morning, that shit is cold, like loose your balls for a few days cold. On the way to the plane after 4 of us got smokes, pop, candy, junk food by the handfulls good ride to the airport, I was lightheaded as all hell, slept the whole plane ride lol.

Any Michiganders there is a state park in Bay City, its got a cool ass sand bar about 50 foot out from shore, take a picnic and the wifey. The view is incredible, as boats pass by LOL.

moondance said:

Any Michiganders there is a state park in Bay City, its got a cool ass sand bar about 50 foot out from shore, take a picnic and the wifey. The view is incredible, as boats pass by LOL.

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Wifes been bugging me to take her there, been gonna do it, just havent yet

Its beautiful and secluded in the wide open,

This one is priceless, so they (you know) held my sisters wedding on my 16th birthday, I got so freakin drunk by the end of the day, i was sloshed. So were still out in the limo at like 2am and we go this liquor store, the bridesmaids and all go into the store, Im drunk as hell hanging out the limo, underage to boot. I guess my sister bumped someone in the store with her dress and the guy follows her out calling her a bitch. I went off on that dude, they were pulling me back, then a group of his buddies comes out of the damn store. The Limo driver had my ass covered though, he goes to the truck and pop the fucker and stands there, looks dead at the guys and doesnt blink. they baet feet out of there, I asked him WTF you got in there in a drunken slur. Double barrel 12 guage, I looked at my sister and said you better tip him right! Fun shit Brothers.

Hey how do you play Call of Duty, is it cool as hell? Seriously last thing I played was a shitty playstation. anyone

Nobody?

Thats crazy, how do you keep up with the graphics. I looked it up on you tube. Im going to have to climb on the damn roof, the office is dripping on me great, woo hoo roof time!

Hello Universe, everything is so nice in here now I made wifey an account and she will be in here with us talking 20 years worth of Master Gardener grade Organic Lasagna gardening, vegetables & landscape plants she knows every genius name shes good ya'll. Be nice she aint used to a family as big as ours. Treehugginggirl will be on when she is ready, probably in the organics and vegetable sections, O yeah she a wiz at canning too.

Good Morning Universe how the hell are you all, stay high and happy and youll be good lol. Yes yes I know my grammer sucks on here so what you can still read it pretty goodly LOL. Shit those hash rips for breakfast and through out the day yesterday put me down at like 730 last night, the wifey didnt know what was up lol, I explained it this morning. So I ended up at like 1amm wide awake, Im gona nap at some point but I had work to catch up on so I had to get it done. I think the weekend is busy though, gotta run a shit ton of errands and bathe the dogs before it gets to cold, still got one window to get plastic on. I am like 4 windows away from a full house so still have to plasticate a few windows to help keep the cold out. Hell up until 5 years ago we just had plaster walls with no insulation, brrrrr it was cold in here we would all cuddle up together 3 dogs come in handy when its cold. I got to get a coil of brake line to fix Mistress up so I can drive again, just busy. I will be around in here on my phone though in case anyone has a question for me, so be safe out there and Thanks for Growing!

What's up Crew, Its Saturday night and I love to drop some knowledge while the rest of the world sleeps on us LOL. okay here is the deal, 3 months is what it takes to get you off the sugar and cigarettes no pop, fresh fruits and veges only plus portioned meals, water with lemon or honey and tea with the same. O and the sticky ickyest icy you can get to cough all the shit out of the lungs, don't swallow it, spit that shit out. I dropped 60 lbs and gained back 20 in muscle mass. Get healthy there trying to kill us. I will post up next week sometime, Peace out!

Good Morning Crew, punch life in the balls today and do you! Wow I need a damn weekend to recover form the weekend, we were busy getting everything ready to launch on the 1st, still got lots to do, but I love being busy makes my days fly by. I know all the kiddys thought 420 was a smoking time but back when I was young damn 30 years now. It was our schedule folks, we got up at 4am ready to grind, get woken or Tuned up for any that know me, by 420 our medicine and on with our days we went. Eat, shower and out the door by 5am, not to get a smoke break till we got home yup 4pm so of course what did we do by 420 yeah. At least thats my 420 story, it has always worked well for me, i am up before the sun and not down till well after, 20 hr days are good for your plants and soul LOL. Mine at least if nothing else. 32 hr days suck ass just FYI. I got all the back of the house thingys all ready to rock this weekend, the new company banner is being printed as i type this. I think my graffic designer got really busy, I have not herd from him yet today, maybe he had a weekend like mine lol. I love it that this spot is jumping again and everyone is learning and talking it out, It's a ton of fun again.
I am hoping to get more drywall in this weekend so I can get some more walls up before the real cold hits this year. We found like 50 grape tomatoes last night that survived the cold nights and flourished. So we picked all we could, for salads, we still got a bunch of purple shouldered tomatoes still going strong, so we are letting them go till they croak. I am planting the basement garden for winter tonight with the wifey, that way we get fresh vegetables out of the same space we grow medicine in, might as well. Got the lights, seeds and dirt. Always have Jacks around cause that shit lasts foreverrrr. I love fresh lettuce when there is 20" of snow out, I just go down and cut my own hehe. The parts place fucked me on my preasure hose for the drop top, another freaking day and now its cold. I had 70 and sun yesterday now I get 50 and clouds- fuck off parts guys. Anyway this ones a bitch and a half, seebring convertable 2.4 i cant even see the damn thing it so tight. So I had to take out the radiator fan, fan support, front motor mount and I got to cherry pick the motor and remove 2 more mounts and rock the thing forward to change a damn hose - fucking engineers, and I speak of myself in that too but fucking engineers i could shoot some of them for where they put vital shit on vehicles. We got to fix them assholes LOL, you just dream things up, you aint got a fix this shit 20 years later. Okay rant over LOL.
I got Mistresses windshield decal ordered today, I have been waiting 7 years to do that, tribal flames chrome outline, with red Mistress and drop shaddowed, I think it will look Boss! I love it everything is rolling right on schedule, hopefully I have no hiccups, so far I got none yet so fuck It I roll on! I know I forgot something, its human right. Yup i sure did i got to get prepped up for the photo shoot tomorrow. O yeah I had been driking a 12 pack a day of mountain dew for like 30 years and cigarette smoking for that long too, but both are now in my past i am happy to report!!!! Peace Love and Get Healthy I did. Moondance

Whats happining Crew, what a fucking day today, tore my arms up, busted up a few knuckles, 4 hrs later a damn power steering pressure line came out, damn engineers do some stupid ass shit to make a simple hose do things it shouldn't do lol, like bend 10 times around engine parts. They could of just run the line straight and been good but no fuck whoever has to fix it. While I was already tore up I went ahead and replaced the damn return line so I don't have any leaks afterward. Then get this I got screwed on the part for 2 days, they come in tonight at like 8pm, cant go get them till the morning and its going to fucking rain for 2 days straight. O well, I will be able to wrap up both the car and the truck on Friday, I got office work to do anyway. I got my designer working hard on some last minute things for the opening Tuesday morning.
Shit that Dabmatz Crew is good, I ordered a tester mat with my new logo yesterday, its already being shipped as of this afternoon DAMN fine Work! I can't wait to get it and put it through the ringer.
Time to chill with the wifey and watch Furious Seven, I'll be on in the AM have a night all!
Moondance

Good Fucking Morning Crew - Hey yeah im a little pissy this morning if you cant tell, but i am also happy as hell so you pick lol. I got a distributorship cleared for some choice organic products last night I am so stoked. O you want to know the pissy part huh, cheap shit and false claims totally pisses me off to no end. Snake oil salesman you remember those fuckers right, yeah there all around us these days. Everything is made cheaper, smaller and costs twice as much then it fucking breaks in a few days of use so you have to re purchase it over and over. Most of this shit is Not even consumables that have to be replaced over and over. I keep my shit maintained and in top working condition for a reason. I am regretting not fixing the heat in the truck i am driving. It's cold as a witches tit out now, but that's on me, I have to live with that for a few more days. For fucks sake though When your in the middle of a Medical grow - that is not the fucking time you want shit breaking on you right, I feel the same way lol. Question it all folks, fuck um!
Moondance

Well were fuckered people, they got that megan kelly hosting with kelly rippa the day after the election for the women power tv sumit its all over but the wiping now (the blood from being ripped without lube damn)
Moondance

Anyone in S.E. Michigan I got an electric converted 8' commercial salter for 3000 or best but I will throw you a deal in your from RIU, only needs pillow bearings pm me for details.
Moondance