Life tips for others

Be a good role model to kids!





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Don't know if I'm qualified but here goes.

I would say when taking a new substance or from an unknown source, always take half the amount you would normally or recommended dose.

Stood me in good stead on many trips down the old chemical highway.

Stay safe kids.

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Don't throw money away and
keep your shaver/razor in baby oil
and it won't rust or go bad.



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A really good one is if you want your windows pc to run a little faster, just delete the win32 file.

Works everytime.

Put a dry towel in with your laundry in the drying
machine to dry your clothes in half the time!




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If you piss or dribble in your pants wipe your wet hands on them ajd say no paper towels


If you catch a boner while dancing turn around so no one sees and fold up.

anzohaze said:

If you catch a boner while dancing

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Never been to a club with a risk of low flying boners. Sounds dangerous.

dr.gonzo1 said:

Never been to a club with a risk of low flying boners. Sounds dangerous.

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Lol yea kinda dangerous esp if your dancing and one of them lil boners pokes from the back amd makes a sandwhich with you kinda scary but your dancing who cares

Don't tell a girl your going to fuck for the first time that u have a big dick...

Milovan said:

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Don't throw money away and
keep your shaver/razor in baby oil
and it won't rust or go bad.
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How does a razor "go bad"? does it mold or something?

dont use haunted toasters