Lets Debunk Advanced Nutrients Once and For All, A Guide For Every Noob.

budman111

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I see a lot of noobs asking about A.N. totally unaware of the unscrupulous morals of this company preying on the very deep pocket of the unaware noob with no knowledge of what they are getting into, well lets get one thing strait here...NOTHING is advanced whatever with this company apart from being advanced shysters making noobs buy 28 bottles and heavily relies on genius marketing techniques, changing bottle labels every year to make you buy the new ones and spew propaganda with a glossy newsletter not worth mentioning.

A master technique they use is 'prestige marketing pricing techniques' only noobs fall for, If you think Connoisseur is worth $100's dollars a gallon, read on.

Remember a plant only cares about the N-P-K ratios on the bottle, not the designer price or the cartoons on the shiny - glossy label, which really says it all on the target market intended here.

Kushie Kush, LOL what the fuck? really? this deserves an A.N. boycott on merit alone. 'Kush' needs different nutrient elements from almost every other plant does it?...BULLSHIT.

Budcandy - $30 for a Liter of sugar/Molasses.

Overdrive - A weak PK, can be bought way cheaper.

Bud ignitor - $50 for an extremely weak PK. Avoid.

B52 - Vitamins - Absolutely no world value whatsoever, plants produce what they need.

Big Bud - Amino Acids, again, absolutely no world value whatsoever, plants produce what they need.

Voodoo Juice - Roots Excelerator will go waaaay further for less money if you really think you need a root boost.


You must also buy a separate A.N. calmag solution, one for grow AND one for bloom...seeing the pattern?...

cue the AN reps...
 
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BROBIE

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......You must also buy a separate A.N. calmag solution, one for grow AND one for bloom...seeing the pattern?...

cue the AN reps...
Just for starters. When does AN sell a CalMag for their own line? If you use ANY AN base, you don't need it. ??????????????????

EDIT: I removed the insult, sorry.
 
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budman111

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I thought you would have caught up by now, yes i know they change labels more that you change underwear but final phase is apparently called LOL...Flawless Finnish,..every noobs shitty crop is suddenly..."Flawless".
 

budman111

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Just for starters. When does AN sell a CalMag for their own line? If you use ANY AN base, you don't need it. ??????????????????
Frickin' Dim-witted Scot.
Wrong. I know of growers that tried Sensi Bloom with LED and needed a calcium supplement at full dosage or they got a very bad calcium deficiency. I wont bother to reply with the Racist abuse.
 

BROBIE

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I thought you would have caught up by now, yes i know they change labels more that you change underwear but final phase is apparently called LOL...Flawless Finnish,..every noobs shitty crop is suddenly..."Flawless".
Well, answer the question about CalMag.

So are you here to save all these helpless noob souls? Seems to me you're insulting their intelligence if it's so obvious .
 
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BROBIE

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Wrong. I know of growers that tried Sensi Bloom with LED and needed a calcium supplement at full dosage or they got a very bad calcium deficiency. I wont bother to reply with the Racist abuse.
One guy, I know who you are talking about. Wow, AN should just add calmag in everything now......
It must be the LED's .........
 

budman111

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One guy, I know who you are talking about. Wow, AN should just add calmag in everything now......
It must be the LED's .........
Do some research, no matter how much you orgasm over AN they are not as good AS YOU THINK!
Plants need extra calcium during flowering due to a certain red nanometer it is common knowlege to those outside your bubble Brobie....Bubble Brobie has a ring you got to admit bubble eh?
 
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BROBIE

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FUCK! how DUMB are YOU?! The point is they could sell it in one bottle, why 2?


THE POINT IS THEY DON'T SELL IT TO AN GROWERS.
So now it's they are evil because it's in a grow and bloom. OK SAVE FACE
 
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budman111

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THE POINT IS THEY DON'T SELL IT TO AN GROWERS.
So now it's they are evil because it's in a grow and bloom. OK
Oh, so that somehow justifies ripping off those who don't (wisely) buy into the hype and are supposed to believe they need TWO bottles of a simple calcium supplement in one bottle that should contain only that or some magnesium and/or Iron? SINKING IN NOW?
 

BROBIE

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Like I said. Why do you come on here creating a thread insulting the new growers by thinking they are too dumb to see what you seem to see?
 
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