Let me introduce myself

skulnik

Active Member
Yes, I am a noob, but I don't want to only leach off of vets for infor, so I give you a formal introduction for anyone interested.

I am an electric human.
I"m an American that was born in Germany and lived there for 22-years.
I married my high school sweetheart.
I have a 3-year-old son named Xavier Leone who is a curly creature from Mars.
My wife gave birth to Kaya Rane and Maxwell Skye on July 13th, 2007. Their homeplanets are as yet undetermined.
I am a Medical Librarian.
I have a perfect driving record.
I am only dangerous when I think out loud.
I've done drugs. Lots. Still do sometimes.
I have rolled where no man has rolled before.
I breakdanced in 1983.
I raved in 1989.
I raved and breakdanced in 2004.
I will never stop using the word "foxy".
Or "fresh"
Or "gangsta"
Cats are man's true best friend because they don't just tell you what you want to hear.
I do porn TGPs for extra cash.
I am inspired by other people's intolerance.
My wife and I thought TITANIC was hilarious.
I wore thicks.
My arch-nemeses are blue-teeth.
I have 31 tarantulas and I plan to get more.
My heroes are Tommy Chong and Paul Reubens.
Uncle Sam is my literary whipping-boy.
I wrote "Fuck Preps" in everyone's yearbook.
As a bud becomes a flower so the stoners become the bud.
I need to hurry up and get famous before it's too late.
I dropped acid right on its ever-loving head, baby.
NOW LET THE SKELETON WEDDING BEGIN!!!

Thanks for listening,
:peace:skully
 

Johnnyorganic

Well-Known Member
Welcome to RIU!

Based on your monologue, I predict you'll fit in pretty well here.

Good luck and good growing. :joint:
 
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