Kali Mist - Serious Seeds: strain review

Hobbes

Well-Known Member
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Kali Mist - Serious Seeds


I've always had trouble getting strains to finish on time so taking on a 14 week strain was daunting for me, my KM clones usually finish about 16 weeks hydro/17 weeks soilless. It grows easily but stretches incredibly in hydro, I had a 1.5" clone that ended up close to 36". In soilless stretch is not so bad, but its still a sativa stretch. The buds are loose and airy in hydro and are so encrusted with trichomes that they seem that they would break if bent. The soilless buds are tighter and not as crusty. Fox farm liquids and solubles, hygrozome, Dark Energy, Liquid Karma, Kool Bloom, Overdrive.

The high is ... delisious. It's so beautiful and pleasant that I crave it more than the other strains and go through this strain at a record pace. It's a floaty dreamy high, like an up narcotic. Nothing maters, everything is OK. It reminds me of when I had my elbows operated on and got a hundred percocet with each operation. Like an opiate nothing is wrong, but I can do things, not just sit and look out the window. I use 2 of 12 spots in my garden for Kali Mist and I may add another two spots.

I find myself very forgetful on Kali Mist, and I know it while I'm high and I don't care. Just now I'm keeping my dogs seperated because of an operation one had, the second dog got by me twice (under my desk - 3' wide hole) and I didn't notice for a half hour each time.

The smell and taste is a beautiful strong spice, I can smell it everytime I crack the jar, and I've had my nose broken a few times so I don't smell so good. But after a shower I can smell this stuff, very strong. After a 4 week hang/bag/cure vaporizing gives an incredibly smooth vapor, very thick Volcano bags with 1/3 level teaspoon.

This isn't a trippy or a knock out of reality high but it's very stong. I've read it described as a cutting high, right through other strains and moods, and I agree.

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Spectrums of experience


Onset: fast effect or creeper. 1 fast/5 slow: 2

I've just taken 3 hits and can feel a tingle everywhere and pressure in the top of my head and ears.

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1. Up (stimulating) and Down (sedative):
Neither.

Liven the disposition and stimulate the emotions: encourages a love of existance.
Inspiring sociability and talkativeness: You could stand just about anybody on this high.
Sedative and depressant effects: Chill but not sedative. If you want to do things you can, but you have to make a small initial effort to overcome inertia.

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2. Head High / Body Stone: mostly head.

Energizing: Not energizing but not couch lock.
Motivating: Frees inhibition but there is inertia to overcome.
Couch lock: No, see above.

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3. Tolerance: ability to provide the same experience via the same amount over time – the burnout factor. "Over time" means the long run: months, years, decades...

I've been vaping Kali Mist for 4 or 5 months and the high seems to be getting better, probably because I'm getting better at growing and curing it, but the high is better 4 months later. No chasing the Dragon.

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4. Ceiling: How high (of far) one is capable of going with the variety. How many hits can be consumed until more hits are unnoticeable.

I notice a ceiling, but it takes a few Volcano bags.

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5. Emotional State


Anxiety: melts anxiety, nothing is wrong.
Euphoria: not so much euphoria as bliss.
Calm: very calming
paranoia: reduces or eliminates paranoia.

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6. Body - medicinal effects

Nausea: mild help
Pain: fair help
Seizures: not known
Back: fair help

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7. Head - medicinal effects

Depression:
works like a dreamy opiate
Mania: calming
Anxiety: good help
Antisocial: you could tolerate anyone high on this strain.
Anger: calming.
Rage: From first hand experience, this strain has saved some lives. Medicinal help.

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8. Duration short 1 2 3 4 5 long:
3

Two consecutive Volcano bags will last two hours.

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9. Potency: weak 1 2 3 4 5 strong:
4. Hit's hard but not time loosing nor reality knocking out of. Cutting dreamy high.

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10. Taste: SPICE

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Overall just a great strain, if you've got room for a 14 week sativa and want a dreamy high I couldn't recomend Serious Kali Mist higher.

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bongsmilie
 

Audio Phoenix

Active Member
Hey Hobbes,

I have been reading up on your Kali Mist experience. Would love to try this strain and was wondering if you know of a good place to order in the US.
 

Medshed

Well-Known Member
Hey Hobbes,

I have been reading up on your Kali Mist experience. Would love to try this strain and was wondering if you know of a good place to order in the US.
I think Hobbes has flown the coop. Haven't seen him round in a while. I ordered my Kali Mist from Attitude. Just popped three of them and will get a journal going in a week or so. It is a great strain for sure...
 

hazey grapes

Well-Known Member
what's the deal with kali mist selling for $100 at some banks, and over $200 at others? either some banks are seriously (pun intended) overcharging for their gear, or some are selling cheap chinese knockoffs. i bought a $100 or so pack from gypsy a few years ago.
 

Audio Phoenix

Active Member
Is there really no way to get serious seeds in the US? I keep hearing that serious seeds is the place to get them, and I am super bummed that I am not able to order them.
 

Audio Phoenix

Active Member
actually, I just found this website that claims to sell serious seeds... am I naive to think that these are legit seeds from the same place?
 

hazey grapes

Well-Known Member
it depends on the seedbank. attitude carries serious and they're legit. hemp depot carries them and is legit too, but their prices are about $50 more.

i don't know what seedbank you're talking about, but it's a good idea to research any bank you buy from before placing an order. i think drchronic carries serious seeds too, but i don't trust them anymore and have heard a few others complaining about not getting their seeds from there, but doc used to be trustworthy.

i like ordering from attitude as i haven't had any problems yet and like getting freebies with every order, especially on the first continuous friday through sunday weekend of each month when they give out even more freebies in their "newsletter offer". i'm sure there are other legit banks selling serious seeds, but if i've had good results from a bank and they have what i'm looking for, i stick with them.
 

Angry Pollock

Well-Known Member
Good luck with the Kali, growers at opengrow have lately been saying it's not the same as it was a few yrs ago, haven't done it, so i'm not sure.
 

hazey grapes

Well-Known Member
i compared notes with some who's grown the 2.0 version. his description of the buzz sounded almost identical to my experience smoking the original... super speedy with a nice warm & euphoric glow kind of like shrooms with a speed rush, but the flavor is definitely different. the original tasted EXACTLY like crushed red pepper and even burned your lips a little when you smoked it. as someone who loves spicy food, it was delicious to me and the buzz only made it more special. the description i got for the new version was that it's fruity and just spicy now.

my guess is they toned the flavor down for all the wusses that can't take anything spicier than garlic bread. LOL it's a shame the flavor's been watered down. i always wanted to use it to make a cherry strain or cinnamon girl taste hotter and find something else like garlic bud or even durban poison to make a curry strain out of. actually, i wanted to cross it with cali-o for an orange curry.

it sounds like they just toned the flavor down, but not the buzz.
 
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