:Joint: Tokin'

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
Crazy, dramatic weekend so I did a rare wake-n-bake. I found some papers I forgot about and rolled a fatty of Heavy Duty Fruity (I have a lot of this strain around, it hasn't been selling that well but I don't know why). I haven't smoked a joint in years, and I am fucking BAKED. Still have a fat roach, and crazy cotton-mouth. Time to get another mug of coffee, create a great playlist, and clean this pigsty. Wish me luck...
 

Jgonza1497

New Member
Well I roll a j and go walk my dog. I'm walking and smoking whatever, all of a sudden a cop pulls at a stop sign across from me. I calmly toss the j into a bush. I continue to walk and then the cop in the passenger seat says, "hey kid come here". I comply and begin to think as I walk over there "I must reek". At that moment the cop says "have you seen this man?" *pulls up picture of man* he says, "he just escaped and we've been looking for him". Then I say "nope I haven't. Why, what did he do?" He then says, "he just murdered and raped 4 women. Go home" and then I said "thank you officer." As he drove away I heard the cop driving say from afar "stay off the dope, kid." At this point you can hear them both slowly laughing until the laugh fades away.
 
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