I've got a sex injury

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ph03nix

ph03nix

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Now a lady doesn't go into graphics. That would just be nasty. She is allowed to brag though... :bigjoint: :bigjoint:

I will say this, it wasn't a gorilla... :-P :lol:
 
GrowTech

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hehehe... so I take it the only exciting part was the shoulder grabbing :p

it's okay... my lady complains about lung injuries after we "play battle ship"
 
robert 14617

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Stoney McFried said:
Congratulations...when I saw the thread title, I imagined a groin in a sling.....
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when i was a young man my girl friend was riding hard on top and i had a fold over i swear it felt like it broke i thought i might be wearing a sling for a wile or at least need a x-ray!!!!
 
GrowTech

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No kidding... That fold-over can teach you a serious lesson about "rough sex."

On a more serious note, taping a screwdriver to your pecker works as a splint, of course your lady may not appreciate it.
 
ph03nix

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robert 14617 said:
when i was a young man my girl friend was riding hard on top and i had a fold over i swear it felt like it broke i thought i might be wearing a sling for a wile or at least need a x-ray!!!!
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:shock: :o :cuss: ow ow ow ow.... and I don't even have a penis...

GrowTech said:
No kidding... That fold-over can teach you a serious lesson about "rough sex."

On a more serious note, taping a screwdriver to your pecker works as a splint, of course your lady may not appreciate it.
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... not unless she's a little screwy... :roll:
 
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