It's my birthday...

What did you get me? Oh nothing, fuck you.

neosapien said:

What did you get me? Oh nothing, fuck you.

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I actually brought a smart ass remark- but with an attitude like that, young man, you don't deserve it!

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You brought me Dots and a stripper, cool.

neosapien said:

What did you get me? Oh nothing, fuck you.

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Here, you ungrateful......

...oh, Happy Birthday!

I got you some fosters

It's Australian for gross beer.


Oh and a birthday cake

HBD NEO!

Happy Birthday buddy!!!!!

Have a good one, old man.

I give you the gift of eternal life.


Let me know how it works out, it's kind of a work in progress / prototype sort of thing.

Happy Birthday Neo!

Happy 9 months after your parents fucked you into existence day!

Good thing she didn't go for the blow job!!

Happy birthday, Homeslice. I would like you to dance...

Happy birthday Neo! Sending you a big e-kiss! Hope you have a great day!!

some fresh ostrich milk and a toaster that can cook an egg.

Its not about what you get its...oh fuck it that's what people say when they don't get you anything.

Happy Birthday Neo!

Happy Birthday Neo Hope it's a great one!

I heard you have a big dick for a smaller guy. Some dude on the internet told me.

Got you a wizard Cape, hat, and beard. It's for your peenus.

Wishing you and Dumblecock a very happy birthday...