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At Masterbaters Associates we provide support to our memebers.
We Understand that being in an adult relationship is hard. Often times due to conflicting schedules friction arises. But there is not even a hand in sight to lend relief.
Sure you could strike up conversations with younger women who hopefully has some father figure issue they need resolved. But that's expensive, time consuming, and you should always wear a rubber with your girlfriend.
So Masterbaters Associates provide updates on how much shit you would really lose by having a girlfriend while having a wife. We remind you that half your money's would go to your wife and her new boyfriend Carlos. Carlos would also use part of your money to buy rubbers that fit on his 12 inch dick. Your girlfriend would disappear because living in an efficiency on your own or with your man child friend in his "totally cool" apartment filled with hippie smell isn't as cool as the older guy with the nice car.
Sign up today and we'll send you customized channels on pornhub tailored to your prefrences as well.
Remember
Masterbaters Associates
Take 15 minutes so your not paying for 18 years.
