IF BY SOME FAR FETCHED CHANCE THERE TURNS OUT TO BE A GOD...

splitphilly

Active Member
If (a christian) god exists, then I guess I'm going to hell. Which is supposed to be run by a dude who wasn't down with what god was doing in the attic, and somehow got his own kingdom in the basement. Now if god doesn't accept me, why should I fear a place that apparently exists for the same reason why I was sent to it?
In other words, detention sucks in high school, because you have to stay in school, instead of going home. But what if you could never leave school? Wouldn't we all choose detention for the company, especially if it was run by that teacher who defied the establishment? Would that teacher spank me with a yard stick for pissing off the principal? The same principal who gave that teacher an eternity of detention duty because the teacher pissed off the principal?
 

ThE sAtIvA hIgH

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yeah but ..................god knows your thoughts and knows every decision you take .....................so your going to hell to burn for eternity , and then when thats done the devil is going to dry butt rape your ass .
 

thepenofareadywriter

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If you don't believe in a deity, that would make you an Atheist.

I would consider Myself an Agnostic Theist: I would like to believe in God, but I don't know if God exists.

~PEACE~
just let your imagination flow, but remember if you go deep its just your imagination... its like a good lsd trip from the 70's so real you had to remind yourself that its just a trip...
 

Nevaeh420

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just let your imagination flow, but remember if you go deep its just your imagination... its like a good lsd trip from the 70's so real you had to remind yourself that its just a trip...
I would consider Myself to have a good imagination.

I would consider Myself the Prophet, because I can imagine the future.

~PEACE~
 

CC Dobbs

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I would consider Myself to have a good imagination.

I would consider Myself the Prophet, because I can imagine the future.

~PEACE~
Sir, I can imagine a world where I am worshiped. A world where I rule. A world of peace and tranquility, full of love and joy.

I can also imagine a world of hate, repression and no cannabis. Imaging the future does not make you a prophet, it makes you like everybody else.

Your Messiah
 

Nevaeh420

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Sir, I can imagine a world where I am worshiped. A world where I rule. A world of peace and tranquility, full of love and joy.

I can also imagine a world of hate, repression and no cannabis. Imaging the future does not make you a prophet, it makes you like everybody else.

Your Messiah
What makes a prophet a prophet?

I thought a prophet was someone with predictions of the future? How would you define a prophet?

I'm just curious, how long have you been claiming to be the Messiah for? and what made you believe that you are the Messiah?

~PEACE~
 

CC Dobbs

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What makes a prophet a prophet?

I thought a prophet was someone with predictions of the future? How would you define a prophet?

I'm just curious, how long have you been claiming to be the Messiah for? and what made you believe that you are the Messiah?

~PEACE~
Sir, a prophet successfully predicts the future. Everybody else is guessing. I am the Messiah and prophets exist to fool the unwise and desperate among us.

Messiah.
 

Nevaeh420

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Sir, a prophet successfully predicts the future. Everybody else is guessing. I am the Messiah and prophets exist to fool the unwise and desperate among us.

Messiah.
Who is a prophet then?

Most of My prophecies are for the distant future, so according to your definition, I will not be considered a Prophet until My predictions are fulfilled.

Do you believe that you are a prophet, CC Dobbs?

Please name any prophets, whether alive or dead, that you can think of.

~PEACE~
 

CC Dobbs

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Who is a prophet then?

Most of My prophecies are for the distant future, so according to your definition, I will not be considered a Prophet until My predictions are fulfilled.

Do you believe that you are a prophet, CC Dobbs?

Please name any prophets, whether alive or dead, that you can think of.

~PEACE~
I believe in prophets in the same way I believe in Superman; as an abstract being not to be taken seriously.

Messiah
 

Nevaeh420

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Sir, it seems like I've been the Messiah for about 5 days now and it has been great.

Messiah
I had My apotheosis about 6 years ago, I have you beat.

I have been claiming to be Christ for about 6 years now, I have you beat.

Try claiming to be the Messiah for 6 years, and then come talk to Me, and then tell Me that you are the Messiah.

~PEACE~
 

Nevaeh420

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so why would you like to believe in god?
Personally, I would like some omnibenevolent guiding force in My Life.

I would love for God to make My Life have a grand purpose, and to have God vindicate Me in the end.

I would like for their to be a meaning for everything, including all of the good times and bad times.

I would love to have a supernatural Friend, that will bring Me to heaven after I die.

I wouldn't mind having extra help from God, so He can make Me prosper.

But, as far as I know, God does not exist. But wouldn't it be nice to have a God that can help everyone?

~PEACE~
 
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