I think I would be a good Messiah

Nevaeh420

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More CRAZY ideas that I think are CRAZY COOL!


Just some random thoughts that I've been thinking of!


The SIGNS of the TIMES!


~PEACE~
 

CC Dobbs

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Sir your abilities are clear however your power is only in your head, The netizens and other people of the world have rejected you and mock you to your face.

I can help you......there mat be a place for you in my kingdom. You skill with video is very high so maybe a job filming my little doggies going poop on my Holy lawn?

I will admit that I didn't watch the videos. I suspect that they would be very painful to watch. Your cause is not noble nor are you powerful, you are just lonely. I understand.

Come to me and kneel at my feet.

Messiah
 
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CC Dobbs

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Does @CC Dobbs have any youtube videos of himself?

I think not.

~PEACE~
Sir, I am the Messiah. I don't tweet nor do I allow others to see what I look like by posting videos, which you would know if you were the Messiah. It is OK to be lonely, even I get lonely sometimes .

Sometimes I will allow hundreds of random people to be killed when I can't be bothered to stop it. This would be a good example of a very lonely time for me.

If you can stop with the 'I am Christ' non sense perhaps I could save you. If I'm not too busy.

Messiah
 

Nevaeh420

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Sir your abilities are clear however your power is only in your head, The netizens and other people of the world have rejected you and mock you to your face.

I can help you......there mat be a place for you in my kingdom. You skill with video is very high so maybe a job filming my little doggies going poop on my Holy lawn?

I will admit that I didn't watch the videos. I suspect that they would be very painful to watch. Your cause is not noble nor are you powerful, you are just lonely. I understand.

Come to me and kneel at my feet.

Messiah
What are your prophecies for the future?

The Messiah should have prophecies for the future; do you have any prophecies for the future?

~PEACE~
 

a senile fungus

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What are your prophecies for the future?

The Messiah should have prophecies for the future; do you have any prophecies for the future?

~PEACE~

He's got the same prophecies as you, only he came up with them first, and his are much, much better.

Copy and paste!
 

Nevaeh420

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He's got the same prophecies as you, only he came up with them first, and his are much, much better.

Copy and paste!
How can his prophecies be better, if they are the same prophecies that I have?

Also, I can prove that I have had most of My prophecies for many years. How long ago can @CC Dobbs prove that he has had his prophecies for? Most of My prophecies were recorded on the internet.

What are all of My prophecies, and what are all of CC Dobbs prophecies? That should be an easy question since we allegedly both have the same prophecies.

~PEACE~
 

a senile fungus

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How can his prophecies be better, if they are the same prophecies that I have?

Also, I can prove that I have had most of My prophecies for many years. How long ago can @CC Dobbs prove that he has had his prophecies for? Most of My prophecies were recorded on the internet.

What are all of My prophecies, and what are all of CC Dobbs prophecies? That should be an easy question since we allegedly both have the same prophecies.

~PEACE~

They're written on the ceiling, next to the word gullible.

Underneath the word sarcasm.
 

Nevaeh420

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Sir, I am the Messiah. I don't tweet nor do I allow others to see what I look like by posting videos, which you would know if you were the Messiah. It is OK to be lonely, even I get lonely sometimes .

Sometimes I will allow hundreds of random people to be killed when I can't be bothered to stop it. This would be a good example of a very lonely time for me.

If you can stop with the 'I am Christ' non sense perhaps I could save you. If I'm not too busy.

Messiah
Can you empirically PROVE that you are the Messiah? or is that just your opinion?

What is your empirical proof that you are the Messiah? and not just another poser?

~PEACE~
 

Nevaeh420

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They're written on the ceiling, next to the word gullible.
Ohh yeah, I forgot!

Let Me check real quick. I see the word gullible, but I don't see the prophecies. Someone must have painted over all of the prophecies... shit!

Now, you are going to have to remind Me what all of the prophecies are!

I'm waiting.

Lol!

~PEACE~
 

ChingOwn

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Messiah
Sir your abilities are clear however your power is only in your head, The netizens and other people of the world have rejected you and mock you to your face.

I can help you......there mat be a place for you in my kingdom. You skill with video is very high so maybe a job filming my little doggies going poop on my Holy lawn?

I will admit that I didn't watch the videos. I suspect that they would be very painful to watch. Your cause is not noble nor are you powerful, you are just lonely. I understand.

Come to me and kneel at my feet.

Messiah
Messiah's dont spell mat when they mean might.......EPIC FAIL
 

a senile fungus

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Ohh yeah, I forgot!

Let Me check real quick. I see the word gullible, but I don't see the prophecies. Someone must have painted over all of the prophecies... shit!

Now, you are going to have to remind Me what all of the prophecies are!

I'm waiting.

Lol!

~PEACE~

Ask your god.

Or CC, he'll get back to you faster no doubt...
 

CC Dobbs

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Messiah

Messiah's dont spell mat when they mean might.......EPIC FAIL
Sir, I am the Messiah. I had meant to spell 'may' not 'might'. You see if you look on the keyboard the letters t and y are right next to each other. We both are wrong and two wrongs doesn't make a right..See how easily I can correct you and teach at the same time. That is the work of the true Messiah.

Messiah
 

CC Dobbs

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What are your prophecies for the future?

The Messiah should have prophecies for the future; do you have any prophecies for the future?

~PEACE~
Sir you are confusing me, the Messiah, with charlatans who propose to know my mind and thoughts in advance. Shun them as fakers and cast them from you presence. I will tell you what you need to know in time, do not pretend to rush me.

Messiah
 

CC Dobbs

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Can you empirically PROVE that you are the Messiah? or is that just your opinion?

What is your empirical proof that you are the Messiah? and not just another poser?

~PEACE~
Sir I am the Messiah. If you need proof you cannot believe in me with you heart only and not your head and you will not gain reward from me Only scorn and disease.

Messiah
 

Nevaeh420

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Sir you are confusing me, the Messiah, with charlatans who propose to know my mind and thoughts in advance. Shun them as fakers and cast them from you presence. I will tell you what you need to know in time, do not pretend to rush me.

Messiah
So, you can't prove that you are the Messiah; you don't have any youtube videos so I can see what you look like; you won't tell Me your prophecies.

Sir, you are not the Messiah.

Sir, I am the Messiah, I am Messiah Christ George Manuel Oliveira.

Sir, you are a posing fraud!

~PEACE~
 

CC Dobbs

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Sir, I am the Messiah. Believe in me and you will Know. Have faith and I will provide. Drink plenty of fresh water everyday until your urine is a light yellow color or lighter.

Though you plead I will not betray my true nature as a Savior, no future is knowable to you for you are not the Messiah. What I know I will do is useless to you, a mere mortal and not Divine. Be content that I forgive you and though you will die I will live forever.

Your Messiah
 

mr sunshine

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So, you can't prove that you are the Messiah; you don't have any youtube videos so I can see what you look like; you won't tell Me your prophecies.

Sir, you are not the Messiah.

Sir, I am the Messiah, I am Messiah Christ George Manuel Oliveira.

Sir, you are a posing fraud!

~PEACE~
You're the reason I keep coming back to this site!!
 
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