I Once.
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morgentaler
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morgentaler
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Oh, please.
I was joking as in Texans being proud of being a shoot-first, ask-questions-later kinda crowd.
Canadians not so much. We don't shoot you. We just tell you off if you're a hypocrite.
Get off your high horse, spanky.
I once and always will have no patience for people with double standards.
edit: I also once posted while cranky over someone else's dickishness (is that a word) and probably responded to dgk4life with more bite than was necessary. I'm even tempered most, but not all, of the time
But I won't edit away the words because that would just be hiding.
morgentaler
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Back on topic...
I once was in Florida as a kid, and met two kids from Pennsylvania at the hotel. After playing at the arcade for a while, we went and played around with the shuffleboard court and then took the stuff back to the cabana. An elderly gentleman stopped us along the way, and kept pressuring us to go back and play with him, but he seemed too friendly and it weirded me out. So after the other two politely declined and we went on our way I said "I'm glad you turned him down. He was really creeping me out". They both turned to me and said, at the same time, "That's our father."
I think I blushed for the next week.
I once was in Florida as a kid, and met two kids from Pennsylvania at the hotel. After playing at the arcade for a while, we went and played around with the shuffleboard court and then took the stuff back to the cabana. An elderly gentleman stopped us along the way, and kept pressuring us to go back and play with him, but he seemed too friendly and it weirded me out. So after the other two politely declined and we went on our way I said "I'm glad you turned him down. He was really creeping me out". They both turned to me and said, at the same time, "That's our father."
I think I blushed for the next week.
k-town
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LMAO! That's great!
Mauihund
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Ohhhh! I feel your pain! Great story.
burninghope13
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i once got really high fell in a fire and got half a bin melted to my arm that was pretty retarded but its all good scarrings prety much away now
k-town
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Never got high enough to do something like that but when I'm drunk I do all types of shit. Sleep on coffee tables, fall into mirrors (still got the scars) and all types of crazy shit.
grow space
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I once shot a cow with a bow.
HoLE
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believe it or not,,,,when I was much younger,,,I wailed a shithawk in the back of his head with a large skippin rock,,,,then when it was dazed,,,,,,squirted it with lighter fluid and set it ablaze,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we called him Jerome,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nowaday's I like all animals and they like me,,,,I have a bird,,,olde and fragile,,,and I feed the squirrells in my back tree,,,,three different nests,,,I'm Sorry
smoker toker
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Not a stoner story but I once drove 100 miles an hour at night with a buddy of mine, turned of the lights and gave him the middle finger with both hands... one of my many stupid stunts
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letmeblazemyfuckingbong
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i once took a hit of bust off and thought i was god with a black guys voice
Dr. Greenhorn
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long ago,,,I once thought about refraining *quiting* smoking of the kind herb, but then after a minute, and 2 bong rips, I changed my mind
grow space
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Thats fucked up dude...believe it or not,,,,when I was much younger,,,I wailed a shithawk in the back of his head with a large skippin rock,,,,then when it was dazed,,,,,,squirted it with lighter fluid and set it ablaze,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we called him Jerome,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nowaday's I like all animals and they like me,,,,I have a bird,,,olde and fragile,,,and I feed the squirrells in my back tree,,,,three different nests,,,I'm Sorry
Straight up G
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I once lost 48 hours of my life in Russia and woke up in a head trauma ward..