Don't get me wrong, in a case of war, I would hunt down Uncle Buck and cut his throat. Not only would I cut his throat, I would rape his Vegan wife with the branch of a tree. I would take Uncle Bucks hairy wife and stick a screwdriver in the back of her head and laugh while she bleeds to death...............but Uncle Buck's wife wouldn't just bleed to death, her whole body would convulse and shake due to the CELLS DYING IN HER BODY. I WOULD LAUGH AT UNCLE BUCK'S GIRL DYING IN AGONY, BECAUSE I WOULDN'T LET HER DIE. I woulld stick a knife in her her left eyeball OH SO SLOWLY, JUST TO MAKE HER SUFFER. And then I would imaplale Uncle Buck on a motherfucking rusty sword so that later in life he would suffer horrible pains. THE END. FUCK YOU UNCLE BUCK, FUCK YOU CANNABEER OR WHATEVER YOUR PUSSY ASS NAMEIS EDIT: i HOPE CANNABEERPUSSY AND UNCLEBUCK DIE HORRIBLE, PAINFUL, LONG LASTING DEATHS. THE END, LOL
