Stoney McFried
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K, then, another question.Being the devil and all, and living in a pit of fire, if I put a slice of bread between your ass cheeks, in two minutes will it come out toast?
I Am Satan
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Stoney McFried
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Just like Applebees!
Big P
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satan, do men have nipples just in case they become women when they come out of the womb?
And if that is true then how can they be called men if they are actually women?
and if a cliteris is realy just a tiny undeveloped penis from the womb, then is it being gay to lick one?
am i basically a dick sucker/licker?
I guess what im trying to ask is why do men have nipples?
Thanks
And if that is true then how can they be called men if they are actually women?
and if a cliteris is realy just a tiny undeveloped penis from the womb, then is it being gay to lick one?
am i basically a dick sucker/licker?
I guess what im trying to ask is why do men have nipples?
Thanks
NewGrowth
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Big P
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ya but women have nipples to feed your children
why cant i produce milk satan? I dont think man milk would taste any good anyway
wackymack
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because you are missing that chromosome to naturally induce estrogen in your system that would cause you to grow breast and lactate.
GODDAMN I THINK IM GOIN TO GO GET ANOTHER ANGRY WHOPPER,THE BACON JUST MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH,ITS SO ORGASMIC,I GOT ONE TODAY AND I WANTED TO CRY,IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT,LIKE A LITTLE CRACK BABY,ITS UNIQUE IN ITS OWN WAY.
I ORDER YOU ALL TO GO FEAST ON THIS GLORIOUS TREAT.
GODDAMN I THINK IM GOIN TO GO GET ANOTHER ANGRY WHOPPER,THE BACON JUST MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH,ITS SO ORGASMIC,I GOT ONE TODAY AND I WANTED TO CRY,IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT,LIKE A LITTLE CRACK BABY,ITS UNIQUE IN ITS OWN WAY.
I ORDER YOU ALL TO GO FEAST ON THIS GLORIOUS TREAT.
Big P
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misshestermoffitt
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Hey Satan, what's up? How are the minions? It's pretty fucking cold in the midwest today, can you crank up the thermostat a bit please? Heat rises so it'll eventually make it to us.
Is Reagen down there? Poke him in the ass real hard with your trident, would ya?
Is Reagen down there? Poke him in the ass real hard with your trident, would ya?
Masterofgenetics
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Pretty f*cking cold in the south too it's 43 right now.. Tell kurt Cobain I said wats up
NewGrowth
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Satan said hell is frozen earlier and they are ice skating on frozen pools of urine
Masterofgenetics
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Lol, not my urine I think blood to alcohol ratio is to high, well that is to freeze anyways
misshestermoffitt
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Do you have any Ramones there? Tell Joey and Dee Dee that I love them.
wackymack
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thats why i told u bring a coat,its 6degrees and the gates are frozen over so no soul snatching anytime soonits gona be a negative number by time the sun brings the light back to the land and heat to a freaken 14degrees,whoopty freaken do
, the gates need to maintain 33degrees or higher to not freeze over,yes the gates to hell are the ponds,take a walk by a local pond when its not frozen,some place nice and beautiful,and reflect on life,there your joy of happiness will mean the release of your soul,then all is good.HERES MY MORTAL ENTRANCE TO THIS WORLD...
I WILL POST A PIC OF MY FROZEN GATE WHEN I WAKE UP AND FLY OUT OF MY BATCAVE AND GO OUT IN THE BITTER COLD TO GO TAKE A PIC
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Masterofgenetics
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That would be nice place to grow some buds...But can you grow bud in hell?
it seems
like heat might a problem
it seems
like heat might a problem
its gona be a negative number by time the sun brings the light back to the land and heat to a freaken 14degrees,whoopty freaken do
HERES MY MORTAL ENTRANCE TO THIS WORLD...
I WILL POST A PIC OF MY FROZEN GATE WHEN I WAKE UP AND FLY OUT OF MY BATCAVE AND GO OUT IN THE BITTER COLD TO GO TAKE A PIC