I am GOD

egluv4u

Active Member
Haha slaves.....

what do you
think you are?


Haha free will....


only in hell...:fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:


Christianity is about peace and love... The way Christ was here on earth... in humility and peace and love... Less about fear (fear of "Hell")... More about.. "loving your neighbor as yourself."
CHristianity is simple and sweet. Not to be complicated.
God is love! Peace to you all!
 

egluv4u

Active Member
hey masterofgenetics... allegedly "God."

ps. God doesn't sleep... If he saw a respond to his inquiry he would respond IMMEDIATELY... Don't call yourself "God," just say your a GOD loving soul that simply happens to REALLY LIKE some of those natural plants that the REAL GOD happend to put in the garden of eden that Adam and Eve were actually allowed to partake of... (sorry for the biggest run-on sentance ever.)
HMMMMMMMMMMMM (think about it)... GOD IS GOOD.... GOD IS LOVE... PEACE AND LOVE TO YOU ALL!

... apparantly I'm really high. lol... Once again... God is love! Peace and love to you all!
 

egluv4u

Active Member
Hey "master of genetics".... Think about it then get back to me... I got an 8am class... Peace and love... God is love!
 
God told me, this was a bad idea..
But I talk to self so much...Who knows..

The truth is this is a gay ass thread..
But god is very true..

The only reason I posted this was to piss off Wackymac ..AKA satan!


 

undertheice

Well-Known Member
The only reason I posted this was to piss off satan!
us little folks are gettin' really tired of this pissin' contest between god and satan. we've put up with it for long enough and i think it's time you two worked out your differences. if you stop to think about it, i believe you'll find that you have a great deal in common. you both seem to be uncaring bastards who delight in tormenting mere mortals with endless trials and tribulations. face it, you are both obsolete! we humans are capable of greater good and evil than either of you can imagine and our patience with your pettiness is wearing thin. please, either duke it out in a public arena for the amusement of humanity or get a room and do whatever it is such creatures as yourselves do behind closed doors.
 

egluv4u

Active Member
They've been fighting since................................ adam ate of the quince in the garden of eden.... They will continue to fight until the end of time..... You simply have to choose which side your on............. You cant be on the fence on this one............ I know that personally I LOVE GOD...... I am nothing without him......
PS. MY life is REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYY GOOOOOOODDD! I have everything that a man can want! Alll i had to do was take the free gift that God gave us.... YES... It's Christ!!!
PPS. I dont have much materialistic goods.... I drive a 95 hyundai sonata in dier need of a paint job..... I live on student loans.... I really don't have much from the world.... but I AM RICHHHHHHHHHH in spirit.... God has been good to me... I am just hurt that people would diss "Him."

I respect your view... I hope you respect mine...
 

Sub Zero

Well-Known Member
There is but one God, God had a son named Jesus. He was sacrificed for all our sins, that includes non-believers too!
He also gave us pot, mushrooms, poppies, peyote, coffee, sugar and coco! God is GOOD!
 

egluv4u

Active Member
THe above was in response to your eloquent reply here...

us little folks are gettin' really tired of this pissin' contest between god and satan. we've put up with it for long enough and i think it's time you two worked out your differences. if you stop to think about it, i believe you'll find that you have a great deal in common. you both seem to be uncaring bastards who delight in tormenting mere mortals with endless trials and tribulations. face it, you are both obsolete! we humans are capable of greater good and evil than either of you can imagine and our patience with your pettiness is wearing thin. please, either duke it out in a public arena for the amusement of humanity or get a room and do whatever it is such creatures as yourselves do behind closed doors.
 

Brick Top

New Member
Either God is not as described/defined in the Bible and as was taught to me in the Lutheran grade school I attended or if He is He is a sick twisted sadistic bastard.
 

egluv4u

Active Member
There is but one God, God had a son named Jesus. He was sacrificed for all our sins, that includes non-believers too!
He also gave us pot, mushrooms, poppies, peyote, coffee, sugar and coco! God is GOOD!
YOU my boy subzero.... My plant of choice<---> just so happens to be that "green skunk"... Besides that, I don't even touch coffee... but who's judging anyways.... let him who has no sins cast the first stone... God is GOOOOOOD!
 

egluv4u

Active Member
Either God is not as described/defined in the Bible and as was taught to me in the Lutheran grade school I attended or if He is He is a sick twisted sadistic bastard.
I'm sorry to hear that you had a bad experience growing up... But didn't we all.... God/Jesus was my saving grace... I was on a slippery slope... heading on a road to alcoholism/ morbidity/ diabetes/ hypertension.... The list goes on on and on... But I'm healthy as an ox now!!! All because God blessed me....
 

Sub Zero

Well-Known Member
Either God is not as described/defined in the Bible and as was taught to me in the Lutheran grade school I attended or if He is He is a sick twisted sadistic bastard.
We were created in Gods image as the story is told, right. Well why couldn't God be a sick twisted bastard like half the people around world are?
Just a thought, sorry Godkiss-ass
 

Brick Top

New Member
I'm sorry to hear that you had a bad experience growing up...

I did not have a bad experience growing up. I had a fantastic life from the day I was born right up until today but when you look at things closely and add things up what I said has to be true.

Either God is not as described/defined in the Bible and as my religious education taught me or if he is he has to be a sick twisted demented evil coldhearted bastard.
 

egluv4u

Active Member
I did not have a bad experience growing up. I had a fantastic life from the day I was born right up until today but when you look at things closely and add things up what I said has to be true.

Either God is not as described/defined in the Bible and as my religious education taught me or if he is he has to be a sick twisted demented evil coldhearted bastard.
Thats kool man... we are all entitled to our own opinions....


"we can't change the world until we change ourselves." Notorious BIG
 
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