I AM GODBE TRUTHFULL AND YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN***

mainliner · Jul 24, 2014

***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

Sativied · Jul 24, 2014

@Nevaeh420: Your dad's here.

Alpha & Omega · Jul 24, 2014

Sativied said:
@Nevaeh420: Your dad's here.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , excellent post, cheers man, that was pure comedy.

twistedranks · Jul 24, 2014

sounds like somebody is flying pretty high right now

thepenofareadywriter · Jul 24, 2014

mainliner said:
***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

so why is god dreaming and who would be telling him things

Silky Shagsalot · Jul 24, 2014

ahhhh, so sad.

Nevaeh420 · Jul 24, 2014

Sativied said:
@Nevaeh420: Your dad's here.

Lol, this guy believes that I am a "false prophet".

I only have one dad, and My dads name is "Nuno Oliveira".

@mainliner can't even come up with any evidence that he is "God", besides that a dream told him so.

Mainliner is not My dad. And even God can't be proven.

I will watch and enjoy the...

Wait until all of the Atheists come across this guy, lol.

~PEACE~

Pinworm · Jul 24, 2014

mainliner said:
***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

God, are you there? It's me, Pinworm. If you really are the all-knowing being you claim to be - then which hand am I using to jerk off with right now?

Nevaeh420 · Jul 24, 2014

@Ceepea

@tyler. Durden

The Atheists will debunk "God", as they normally do.

~PEACE~

Ceepea · Jul 24, 2014

mainliner said:
***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

God would have much better grammar than you.

Geronimo420 · Jul 24, 2014

mainliner said:
***I AM GOD***
THERE IS NO OTHER
I WAS TOLD IN A DREAM
ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED BY THERE CREATOR,,MAN!!
BE TRUTHFULL AND THY SHALL BE FORGIVEN
LIE AND THOU SHALL FEEL MY ANGER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
ALL FALSE PROTHETS WILL BOW DOWN TO ME ,AS THEY HAVE AND ALWAYS DONE FOREVERMORE
I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH LONGER THAN A DAY
I AM THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO CALL ME GOD!
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE FALSE , THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS WIN!

Dear God, for your own good you should stick to weed & leave the rest for those who have more experience.

Nevaeh420 · Jul 24, 2014

It doesn't seem like @mainliner wants to give a rebuttal to any of our posts.

~PEACE~

Geronimo420 · Jul 25, 2014

I am Priapus God of fertility son of Aphrodite by Dionysus if you worship me i can enlarge your dick or make it smaller if you piss me off

Nevaeh420 · Jul 25, 2014

It looks like @GOD HERE has some competition.

~PEACE~

dannyboy602 · Jul 25, 2014

Yes sir the crazies are out tonight...

mainliner · Jan 22, 2015

Nevaeh420 said:
Lol, this guy believes that I am a "false prophet".

I only have one dad, and My dads name is "Nuno Oliveira".

@mainliner can't even come up with any evidence that he is "God", besides that a dream told him so.

Mainliner is not My dad. And even God can't be proven.

I will watch and enjoy the...

Wait until all of the Atheists come across this guy, lol.

~PEACE~

oop's

lol

tyler.durden · Jan 24, 2015

It's just nice to have another contender for the crown beside George, his shit got old years ago. Go Father Mainliner, go! Let us hear some of your prophecies...

Fease · Jan 24, 2015

Lay off the DMT bro god, and did you just quote a movie, except in a godly context?

SnapsProvolone · Jan 24, 2015

Hey Gawd, I did this little hottie behind her hubbys back but my wife knew, am I good to go? She's the bad one right? I sure don't feel bad about it, so it has to be ok or no?

mainliner · Jan 24, 2015

tyler.durden said:
It's just nice to have another contender for the crown beside George, his shit got old years ago. Go Father Mainliner, go! Let us hear some of your prophecies...

explain what prophecies ........... and ill begin

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I AM GODBE TRUTHFULL AND YOU WILL BE FORGIVEN***