ttystikk
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That's class. Nothing but class. It is said that a man knows a certain peace when he has readied his tomb. I look forward to finding out someday.
How will your epitaph read?
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ttystikk
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Ahhh, but what a way to go... I bet she wouldn't mind if I substituted cannabutter.
Diabolical666
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MightyMike530
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SwarthySchlong
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Swarthy Schlong
1999-2015
"Oatmeal"
1999-2015
"Oatmeal"
Yessica...
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Mine will read:
"Started a best tits contest, was locked out unjustly, burned TnT to the ground."
hahaha
It would probably read:
"Loved cock, hated assholes."
Diabolical666
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Yessica Sueanne Marie Magilicutti
SHE WAS THE TITS!
SHE WAS THE TITS!
Yessica...
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Diabolical666
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I still want to know if I'll get more points if I put Riu.org on my stone
panhead
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Yes that is my family & where my name comes from .this levi garrett? serious question...
MightyMike530
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panhead
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Yeah I ride a pan & have been riding it for yrs , my father bought it New & I got it from him when he got his 1st Shovelhead , I've rode the old pan so long it's became my nickname in real life .
I also kept my pops shovel when he passed , my wife has a Fat boy & a Buell Blast , I've also got an old Iron Head Sporty , a Road King & a Buell Lightning , my dad's Superglide I turned into a stroker but I left the panhead all stock , it's about 90% stock still .
My son & me are rebuilding a Knucklehead as a project right now & hope to have it on the road sometime next year , Harleys & high end hifi are my hobbies .
I've met David Allen Coe at an Easy Rider rodeo back in the early 80's & had a beer with him , me & my brother entered the races & David wanted to meet all the riders so that's how we met him , next to Ice T he was one of the coolest people I've met .
MightyMike530
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will you be my dad?
Aeroknow
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I don't know what mine will say, but I hope my tombstone gets on my gravesite faster than my moms. She died new years eve, and still doesn't have one. Is that normal? I mean wtf, I don't even care what it will say. My oldest sister is in charge of this, and is hella lagging. Or Am I just trippin?
MightyMike530
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I'm hoping to be buried in the backyard, so i won't need a tombstone because no will even see where I'm buried and hell, after they put me down they might as well forget about me anyhow, cant live in the past...
panhead
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As long as your house broken why not
It's time for me to call it a night folks , the wife needs help getting into bed & that's my signal to call it a day , plus the xanax bar I ate a while ago is kicking in with the help of a few drinks .
See you folks tomorrow
Yessica...
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Growan
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That's the 'Engraved Trophy':I still want to know if I'll get more points if I put Riu.org on my stone
You have eternally inscribed your resting place with a Rollitup epitaph.
It's worth 150 trophy points.
Preserving a dead body, putting makeup on it and a new outfit is seriously the most fucked up morbid thing that is acceptable within society. Seriously, lets take dead people and dress them up? Whats the box for then? After all that work, why dont you hang them on the wall for all to see. Why lock them up after they so pretty?
I agree, burn me too, don't care whats written, I'll be dead. People who I meant anything to will remember without spending money on a rotting corpse and some engravings. Everyone else, wont care.
I dont go to viewings, and if its open casket I sit in the back. That's not the person I remember. That's some fucked up modified plastic looking shell of the person I used to know.