How will your epitaph read?
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Unclebaldrick
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No epitaph. I am not going to rely on written language. Those got 'stinct all the time. Look at the way the Egyptians became indecipherable for a while. We only bothered to relearn that shit because it was pretty huge and important looking. What chance does my tombstone have? Pictures are worth 1000 words.
I want something like this.
and one for my wife
I'd fuck her.
I want something like this.
and one for my wife
I'd fuck her.
tytheguy111
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Yeah I heard he pissed off a bunch of African Americans with his BBQ buddies
Naw lol i was out doing ty related activities like fishing and fucking mr.righty I'll disappear from time to time cuz im camping and raping cannoers
@rory420420 knows what im talking about its a Virginia/west Virginia thing you outsiders won't get it
tytheguy111
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My tombstone would read:
"HELP I WAS BURIED ALIVE LIKE THAT BITCH IN KILL BILL"
Or
"Here lies a atheist so go stick that crucifix up your ass you sorry fuck"
Gonna get buried at a Catholic church too lol
"HELP I WAS BURIED ALIVE LIKE THAT BITCH IN KILL BILL"
Or
"Here lies a atheist so go stick that crucifix up your ass you sorry fuck"
Gonna get buried at a Catholic church too lol
panhead
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Being the age my wife & myself are we've allready bought our Marker plates for the family Columbarium my parents bought within the Mausoleum for the family urns , were paid up for everything so our sons dont have to deal with anything when we lay down.
My eldest son is with my parents & his marker says Levi Garrett jr , Son of Leyla & Levi Garrett sr, Brother & friend gave his life in the defense of others & is sadly missed , a USMC badge & American flag adorns the top of his marker .
Mine says Levi Garret sr , Devoted father of sons Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Ever loving Husband of Leyla Garrett , son of Marshall & Patricia Garrett , my plate is adorned with an American flag matching my son's flag .
My wifes says Leyla Garrett / Ataya , Loving Mother of son's Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Devoted wife of Levi Garrett sr , daughter of Hateem & Assi Ataya & a friend to all who knew her , her plate is adorned with the Lebanese flag & American flag .
These are our real names & real markers so please no silly comments being my eldest son is allready there .
My eldest son is with my parents & his marker says Levi Garrett jr , Son of Leyla & Levi Garrett sr, Brother & friend gave his life in the defense of others & is sadly missed , a USMC badge & American flag adorns the top of his marker .
Mine says Levi Garret sr , Devoted father of sons Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Ever loving Husband of Leyla Garrett , son of Marshall & Patricia Garrett , my plate is adorned with an American flag matching my son's flag .
My wifes says Leyla Garrett / Ataya , Loving Mother of son's Levi jr , Joseph , Caleb , Devoted wife of Levi Garrett sr , daughter of Hateem & Assi Ataya & a friend to all who knew her , her plate is adorned with the Lebanese flag & American flag .
These are our real names & real markers so please no silly comments being my eldest son is allready there .
racerboy71
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Frosty buds only
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" He was a good snowman lover"
Hookabelly
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Will you must melt already?
tyler.durden
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Hookabelly
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Notice how in the first pic the "carrot" is not where the nose should be? wonder if she's hiding it? And her hand is poking through his back….
tyler.durden
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That's the way he likes it, he's a freaky ol' snowman. The carrot is up her pooper...
racerboy71
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here i sit broken hearted, came to shit and only farted will be mine..
overgrowem
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I was here. Now I'm gone. My last words were party on.
Singlemalt
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"Come back here at midnight, ya sniveling little whiner"
tytheguy111
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Have you ever heard of Levi Garrett chewing tobacco?
Any relation that chew brand or is it just a coincidence
Sorry I'm just curious is all
ODanksta
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I like your old avatar better...
whitebb2727
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Respect.
panhead
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Nope its not a coincidence my name is what it is .
Just think i coulda been named leif Garrett
