How to Sell Your Weed

guitarman7311

Well-Known Member
LMAO, EZ GUYS just kiddin round, Sheet I got sum real wacky tobacky today. Kinda high priced though I think Im movin to amsterdam. wheee !!!
 

guitarman7311

Well-Known Member
One more thing, u dealers need to start lowerin prices so ur customers arent forced to grow there own and then u make no money and u goit all that bud moldin cause u cant smoke it fast enough. And when that happens call me Ill smoke dat shit !!!
 

DaGambler

Well-Known Member
How Growers Sell Their Weed:

Rule #1 -

You are a Grower. Not a Dealer. You don't deal weed. Find one person that seems semi-intelligent and already sells pot. Preferable someone that does not know where you now live, nor will they ever know. You will present yourself to this person, at the very most, as being someone that -knows- a grower. You don't have shite. If you talk to your guy then maybe you can get shite. Maybe. Get back to him. Try not to ever sell this person more than a pound at a time. Do not have him come to your house. Meet in a secure location, preferably NOT his house (but it beats your house!). If he wants 2 lbs. instead of 1... then have him pay you in advance. Come back and deliver an hour later. Police don't really like when there isn't an immediate exchange of drugs for money. Try to only sell to this ONE person. If he can't take all of ur product as soon as you would like, then be patient. If you still want to move it faster then tell him your grower got busted after you have found someone else that can take care of your product. Cut all ties with him and only do business with your new contact. Try not to deal with a 'thug'. Try not to deal with anyone that slings the shite on streetcorners in dubs or 20 sacks. Try not to deal with someone that has a dumb-arse criminal record. Try to build a relationship with this person. Let them know that in the event something ever happens you will discreetly provide bail money and that when things are cleared up it will be 'back to business' and the cash will flow once again. After the smoke clears... cut all ties with this person.
 

Andrew716

Active Member
Heres an I dea. If you have a local headshop hang out there and wait for customers who are buying papers or pipes and say hey !! Whas sup niggas ?? Ya want sum killa chronic ??" Then open a bag of stinky skunk right in there face and givem a gander at your killa produce. Peace out.
This does work where i live. You'd be amazed what some people do. Where i live just look for black teens and ask if they got killa or krypt or Fi-Ya. lol but im from the south :bigjoint:
 

caliboy80

Well-Known Member
Ya im thinking bout selling a few oz's of my home grown,, what price is fair to sell a grade, if in my area its $50 an 1/8 for shitty weed??

i always think if i sell my weeed ill get fucked over, like fake bill u know..
 

sb101

Well-Known Member
How Growers Sell Their Weed:

Rule #1 -

You are a Grower. Not a Dealer. You don't deal weed. Find one person that seems semi-intelligent and already sells pot. Preferable someone that does not know where you now live, nor will they ever know. You will present yourself to this person, at the very most, as being someone that -knows- a grower. You don't have shite. If you talk to your guy then maybe you can get shite. Maybe. Get back to him. Try not to ever sell this person more than a pound at a time. Do not have him come to your house. Meet in a secure location, preferably NOT his house (but it beats your house!). If he wants 2 lbs. instead of 1... then have him pay you in advance. Come back and deliver an hour later. Police don't really like when there isn't an immediate exchange of drugs for money. Try to only sell to this ONE person. If he can't take all of ur product as soon as you would like, then be patient. If you still want to move it faster then tell him your grower got busted after you have found someone else that can take care of your product. Cut all ties with him and only do business with your new contact. Try not to deal with a 'thug'. Try not to deal with anyone that slings the shite on streetcorners in dubs or 20 sacks. Try not to deal with someone that has a dumb-arse criminal record. Try to build a relationship with this person. Let them know that in the event something ever happens you will discreetly provide bail money and that when things are cleared up it will be 'back to business' and the cash will flow once again. After the smoke clears... cut all ties with this person.
whoa nice, i'm with you :bigjoint:
 

K1Ng5p4d3

Junior Creatologist
im pretty sure that works in movies but i'll tell you right now if someone came up to me on the street with a bag and put it in my face first thought through my mind would be...5-0....and at that point i would walk away.....either dont sell or make sure you sell to a dealer so you aren't dealin with the little bags cuz its a helluva lot easier to get busted sellin little bags than droppin a big bag once in a while

thats called entrapment. A cop cant solicit you to buy their weed unless youve shown some type of interest to buy it before hand. if your walking out of a headshop and someone shoves a bag in your face and offers to sell it to you, chances are hes legit. But i wouldnt go and do that shit to anyone else, because the other way around isnt entrapment at all. If your standin outside and start tryin to sell weed to every joe fuckin schmoe out there that comes out of a headshop, your an idiot, and should seriously reconsider getting into growing/sellin weed. You need to be smarter than that, and if you listen to half of the advice given in this thread so far, your gonna end up in jail, or robbed within a week.
 

K1Ng5p4d3

Junior Creatologist
LMAO, EZ GUYS just kiddin round, Sheet I got sum real wacky tobacky today. Kinda high priced though I think Im movin to amsterdam. wheee !!!
prices arent any better in A-Dam. Hope you got a fat fuckin bankroll or someone you know owns a coffeeshop so you can get yourself a job!! The only thing that dont cost too much is the prerolled spliffs. theyre about 2 euro, somethin like that, which is like 3.5o american. They mix their bud with tobacco when they roll it up though, makes it smoother to smoke apparantly.
 

mane2008

Well-Known Member
Get a middle man to work for you, It sounds like you know absolutely nothing about slingin.
And since you know so little on the topic it will be very hard for you unless you got some real dopeboyz haging around you.

It's not even hard to deal if you are built like that.
It's really common sense to know how to deal if you grew up around it.
All you need is common sense, clients, and some heart.


  1. dont take no shit from nobody(makes you look like a bitch)
  2. Don't serve who you don't know
  3. don't talk stupid on the phone
  4. never let people know how much you holding
  5. know how to fight or use a tool.
  6. don't be bragging and tellin everyone it's homegrown etc.
  7. know how to spot fake ass people and possible dumbasses that will probably rob you, once they find out more about what you working with.
  8. never ever let know where you sleep at either
There is no guide to dealing you just know how too.

Find out the prices in ya city and lower yours for a lil while then jack it back up when you get a switch base. I'll say again use common sense, more of the street smarts fuck book smarts when sligin.

PS really if you listen to rap they actually tell you how to sling, they give you a step-by-step story.
 

weezer

Well-Known Member
Get a middle man to work for you, It sounds like you know absolutely nothing about slingin.
And since you know so little on the topic it will be very hard for you unless you got some real dopeboyz haging around you.

It's not even hard to deal if you are built like that.
It's really common sense to know how to deal if you grew up around it.
All you need is common sense, clients, and some heart.


  1. dont take no shit from nobody(makes you look like a bitch)
  2. Don't serve who you don't know
  3. don't talk stupid on the phone
  4. never let people know how much you holding
  5. know how to fight or use a tool.
  6. don't be bragging and tellin everyone it's homegrown etc.
  7. know how to spot fake ass people and possible dumbasses that will probably rob you, once they find out more about what you working with.
  8. never ever let know where you sleep at either
There is no guide to dealing you just know how too.

Find out the prices in ya city and lower yours for a lil while then jack it back up when you get a switch base. I'll say again use common sense, more of the street smarts fuck book smarts when sligin.

PS really if you listen to rap they actually tell you how to sling, they give you a step-by-step story.
fuck didnt you just get your bitch ass busted for this
 

tusseltussel

Well-Known Member
my bitch ass?
naw i got toreoff for having shit I wont supposed to have
i saw that thread you said you got busted with ounces and they gave you a fine???? wish it worked like that where i lived i would love to pay a fine reather than do jail time how did you get that deal
 

mane2008

Well-Known Member
i saw that thread you said you got busted with ounces and they gave you a fine???? wish it worked like that where i lived i would love to pay a fine reather than do jail time how did you get that deal
read your pm.
it's called a plea, maybe even my suit.
 

weezer

Well-Known Member
my bitch ass?
naw i got toreoff for having shit I wont supposed to have
what like not drugs
ithought you got caugt dealin
do you not go to jail for selling in your state??
you guys got to many states with to many different laws to keep track of
 

DoobyDoo

Well-Known Member
Listen to mane2008 and DaGambler, they've got some good advice.

Good luck man. I don't know where I heard this first, but here it is:

The worst thing about marijuana is what the government does to you if they catch you with it.
 

mane2008

Well-Known Member
what like not drugs
ithought you got caugt dealin
do you not go to jail for selling in your state??
you guys got to many states with to many different laws to keep track of
I got possession, no intent because we had dutches in the car and were high.

Listen to mane2008 and DaGambler, they've got some good advice.

Good luck man. I don't know where I heard this first, but here it is:

The worst thing about marijuana is what the government does to you if they catch you with it.
thanks thats all basic knowledge here though.
lil kids know about everything in that post lol.
 
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