How To Remove Weed Smell, Immediately After Toking?

Sup stoners, pretty blazed right now.

Basically, i usually smoke up on my balcony, and i like to chill out, etc, but i have to lock the door because my parents usually come knocking on my door... Anyways, for the past few times, i've smoked, come in, and my mum has smelled it. So waht i need to know from you guys is, after you've smoked, what do you do to get rid of the smell?

Also, my mum knows i use aftershave to cover up the smell of it...

Have a change of clothes (jacket and track pants, something easy to put on) because the smell sticks to your clothing.

If your taking bong or pipe tokes, exhale thru a paper tube stuffed with dryer filters. ( Doobies don't work that well because they are constantly smoking)

Unsented candles and air purifying plants would be a help aswell for cleaning the air

You could always burn incense while you're blazing. Nag champa is my favorite and it will definitely cover most of the weed smell.

get a mini fridge and keep the door locked

Dubbz0r said:

You could always burn incense while you're blazing. Nag champa is my favorite and it will definitely cover most of the weed smell.

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i was going to say the same thing.
incense.covers.smoke.best.

Move out from mom and dad's.

Otherwise smoking a cig after toking covers up the smell

I'd reckon that if you have the option to fire off a full size cannon, i think it would do the job, just aim it outta the window like. That or high explosives.

here's what you, do get a empty paper towel roll with a few sheets left on it or a tp roll, stuff 4 or 5 sheets of Bounce or what ever and blow your smoke through the tube no smell. I caught my 15 year old doing this, I walked in on him just by chance, shit works, I do this in hotels all the time.

A hot steamy shit would cover the smell up

The toilet paper roll with the fabric softner loaded inside of it. Use a bowl and cover the bowl head with the lighter after each hit and breathe out all smoke through the tp roll with fabric softner. Wont smell a thing.

Unless your a hippy or doing a pagan ritual, incense sticks are a dead give away. I've done the Bounce stuffed inside a paper towel roll before and that works pretty good. I also used a round HEPA vacuum cleaner filter before with good success. Its the same concept and size as the paper towel roll, but works a little better because of the HEPA filter.

Another option is to buy a smoke buddy (link: http://smokebuddy.com/

We don't do anything because we are adults and we don't need to hide the smell from anyone.

As for you, man up and just admit you smoke bud.
Obviously she knows, so to her you look like an idiot trying to hide it.

Pack her a fat bowl and leave it on her nightstand, weed brings the whole family together.

dont exhale.....

Go outside!

ganjames said:

We don't do anything because we are adults and we don't need to hide the smell from anyone.

As for you, man up and just admit you smoke bud.
Obviously she knows, so to her you look like an idiot trying to hide it.

Pack her a fat bowl and leave it on her nightstand, weed brings the whole family together.

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Sadly even as adults in this country many of us still need to hide the smell sometimes.

Move out of your parents house.

jdro said:

Sadly even as adults in this country many of us still need to hide the smell sometimes.

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The thing is, if your smoking inside or even right outside on your parents property, and they don't want you to.
Then show some respect and go for a walk and smoke. And wear a jacket when you smoke that you keep outside.

1. If your mom knows that you use aftershave to cover it up, then quit that. it's a dead giveaway.

2. What kind of piece are you using to smoke? If you're using a spoon pipe or a joint or something, then you're screwed. Consider a sneak-a-toke/bullet pipe. Take half a hit, then cover up the holes so the smoke/smell doesn't get out. Ghost out your hit or blow it through a toilet paper tube with a few wadded up sheets of scented dryer sheets, like others have suggested. Magnetic "click" pipes work well for this too.

3. If you have your own personal balcony, maybe just have some restraint and wait til your folks go to bed?

4. Although I would advise against this one, smoke a cigarette or a cigar after toking. Nothing covers up the smell of herbal smoke like tobacco smoke.

5. Consider letting your folks "catch" you in your room with your pants down, with a pillow over your junk while grabbing frantically for the remote control. Maybe they'll give you some more privacy. At least that's what eventually worked for me...

keep some axe near by, take your toke, blow into a blanket or pillow, then with the axe, if you see some smoke moving around,,, aim your axe at the smoke and spray it! thats what i have always done and i never got caught,, just dont spray too much

My parents don't let me burn incense 0_o

A lightly scented candle may help. The smell of a plain one going out seems to rouse MORE suspicion.