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How to Manage an Enterprise or Major Project

Discussion in 'The Black Briefcase' started by Finshaggy, Mar 31, 2016.

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    Finshaggy

    Finshaggy Well-Known Member

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    Following are the methods that State, Local & Federal Governments, as well as Giant Corporations use in order to complete projects, work with others to complete projects or just manage themselves.

    The Project Management Body of Knowledge (PMBOK) is how Requests for Proposal (RFPs) and the subsequent Contracts are worked out. The Government or Corporation sets forward goals and requirements and the companies or persons responding reply with pricing, time frame, staff, qualifications, risk management, quality assurance etc.
    http://www2.fiit.stuba.sk/~bielik/courses/msi-slov/reporty/pmbok.pdf

    This is an example of a system that would be used
    Enterprise Architecture
    http://www.sparxsystems.com/products/ea/purchase.html

    Good things to know about are:
    SaaS
    PaaS
    IaaS
    UX
    CRM
    SCRUM
    Agile
     
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    Bud Assasin

    Bud Assasin Well-Known Member

    I now when I figured out Scrum, my rugby game improved a lot.
     
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    ColoHead

    ColoHead Well-Known Member

    Don't forget SWOT... Let's go!

    Finshaggy:

    Strengths -

    Mad cut and paste skills
    Probably knows how to trip off dog shit
    Read phikal and thikal
    Open minded
    Jailhouse lawyer
    Did I mention mad cut and paste skills! I'm talking crazy shit here
    Probably a pretty decent dude

    Weaknesses -

    Probably knows how to trip off dogshit
    I can rarely follow what the fuck you're talking about
    Sometimes one thread has three magically and somehow finshagilly correlated topics

    Opportunities -

    The sky is the limit finshaggy - you beat the Texas judicial system!

    Threats -

    Donald Drumpf - he's coming for you. Not going to let you start your eastern religion temples.
     
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    Finshaggy

    Finshaggy Well-Known Member

    I work for a Oracle Platinum partner and we build Public Sector (Government) databases and cloud software, that is where I got the management info from.
     
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    Finshaggy

    Finshaggy Well-Known Member

    I don't think Trump would even recognize a religion if he saw one. And he might even say that there are no crosses or Jesus so it's not really a religion. :lol:
     
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    Finshaggy

    Finshaggy Well-Known Member

    For example. I bet Donald Trump is either in the camp that thinks the Freemasons are a Club or the Freemasons are an Illuminati group. But really they are a Religion, they say they built Solomon's Temple, they have their rituals and their spiritual leaders, etc.
     
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    Finshaggy

    Finshaggy Well-Known Member

    Courts and Hospitals used to be Greek and Roman Temples.
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    I don't think Fin knows what a scrum is.
     
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    Colo MMJ

    Colo MMJ Well-Known Member

    I use Hooli's CEO Jack Barker's Conjoined Triangles of Success. If you are in the tech/software world or near Silicon Valley you will know what this is.

     
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    Colo MMJ

    Colo MMJ Well-Known Member

    Oh what BS. I am neither a fan boy of Trump or hater but I know how much Lord Larry Ellison charges Uncle Scam for their shit software. Ellison was and still is a C*I*$$$A boy since the founding of Oracle. F Larry and his gigantic yachts.

    Oracle along with defense contractors, these quasi governmental deep state contractors-intelligence agency fronts like SERCO, Booz-Hamilton, Carlisle Group, and many others plus IBM, Intel, Google, Apple, Facebook and many others STEAL from American taxpayers like me. Oracle is one of the worst cause I know people who work there. .

    Tens of billions if not trillions of taxpayer money has disappeared during Bushes-Clintons and Obama at the corrupt Pentagon. And your heroes at Oracle and the rest of Silicon Valley load up their shitty hardware and software with back doors and other crap to spy on American, foreign corporations, American corporations and others so the NSA/CIA can sell that info.

    Open source and foreign hardware companies are going to kill Silicon Valley's spyware and scamware technology. The only people who buy IBM anymore is the US govt and some dumb retarded corporations.

    President Eisenhower and Kennedy warned us about these scum bags.



     
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    UncleBuck

    UncleBuck Well-Known Member

    hey failshaggy, remember when you admitted to getting a 14 ear old girl drunk and trying to fuck her?

    you'e just like roy moore!
     

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