How To Make The Ultimate Joint (The Holy Cross)

Discussion in 'Do It Yourself' started by dannyboy1012, Feb 9, 2008.

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    dannyboy1012

    dannyboy1012 Active Member

    ok so a buddy of mine showed me a trailer for the new seth rogan (superbad, knocked up, 40 year old virgin) its called Pineapple Express, anyways its pretty much all about smoking pot, but the dude has a joint that is basically a joint that goes through a thicker joint sideways about halfway through, making it look like a holy cross, anyways you light three ends and its basically its a badass super hard hitting joint, anyways i have no idea how to make one and im sure someone on here has at least heard of it, so someone teach me!
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    dylster88

    dylster88 Well-Known Member

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    Budda_Luva

    Budda_Luva Well-Known Member

    HELLLLLLZ naw that now the one i know which one hes fukkin talkin bout its on the trailer if u can find the pineapple express trailer than u will see wat it looks like ( i think its the trailer im not sure)
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    dannyboy1012

    dannyboy1012 Active Member

    yea actually that is what im talking about, ive seen that video but the one they make in the trailer is much more compact and i think made totally different or something, heres a link to the trailer
    The Pineapple Express - Trailer Download, View Trailers
    btw its hilarious!
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    xtrapeppers

    xtrapeppers Well-Known Member

    one of my friends rolls those, he also rolls tulip joints that are pretty cool looking. next time i see him ill ask how he does it and get back to you
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    onehandedroller

    onehandedroller Well-Known Member

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    dannyboy1012

    dannyboy1012 Active Member

    idk i guess ill just have to try it out myself once my crop comes in, in a couple weeks
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    Nayyte

    Nayyte Active Member

    I had the same thought after seeing that movie. So I rolled it. Smoked it and got really high.



    Here's what you need:
    • king sized papers
    • normal sized papers
    • knife or razor blade
    • cardboard strip (optional, for crutch)
    • water pan and q-tips (optional, easier than your tounge)
    • and of course Mary Jane
    Here's what I did:
    • Roll a big ol' fattie with the king sized
    • Roll a normal J with the normal papers (remember, it has to be smaller around than the width of the fattie)
    • Cut the small J in half
    • Cut a hole in the side of the fattie and stick a half J in the hole
    • Seal any gaps by wrapping a gummy strip around the spot where the small joint meets the fattie. (this is where using a q-tip will allow you better control of how wet you get it.)
    • Repeat on the other side (remember to let everything dry before continuing, if its wet, it breaks easier)
    Once that dry's you have a "trifecta of smoking power"

    Light up & Enjoy!!!!

    Here's some pics of the one I rolled:

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    yoyogrow

    yoyogrow Well-Known Member

    Very nicely done. + Rep
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    drewski83

    drewski83 Active Member



    :leaf:FUCKING BEEEE-A-UTIFUL! :leaf:
    Im currently downloading the unrated 1080p version of Pineapple Express tonight and smoking during the flick... Thanks bro! lol just what i needed!
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    bigjohn4prez

    bigjohn4prez Active Member

    cross joint has been an elusive creature for me thusfar. congrats if you can roll one that smokes perfectly and all three cherries meet in the middle... then you've done something. as for me i'll just have to smoke more before i perfect it (darn)
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    johndoe2216751

    johndoe2216751 Well-Known Member


    awsome job man!
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    ascian

    ascian Active Member

    That joint is the size of a damn cigar, sweet christ man.
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    suedonimn

    suedonimn Well-Known Member

    If you use the couple of blank pages in the back of your everyday Gideons Bible, then you would be really rollin' Holy. Nice joint.
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    DeweY

    DeweY Well-Known Member

    Pineapple Express is sick :)
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    umakinbongsnowdaniel?!

    umakinbongsnowdaniel?! Active Member

    :bigjoint:dam im blazed

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    smokeysmokey9

    smokeysmokey9 Well-Known Member

    hahah hell yeah daniel. whatuuup
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    mannurse801

    mannurse801 Well-Known Member

    They look cool, but I am gonna stick with my vap.... joint are way to wasteful... but definately cool...
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    Mac Da Great

    Mac Da Great Member



    thanks....rep
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    CaNNaBiZNeSS

    CaNNaBiZNeSS Well-Known Member

    ive mastered the crossjoint, im on to cross blunts, or tobac leaves crossed, and crossjoints are MADD easy to roll right, just use the stickys to fix your fuckups if you do, its really not that hard its like a weekly ritual for me lol, braided joints are actually better in my opinion smoke wise, but not for looks and coolness.

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