Indagrow
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If she even cared about this forum, or us for thar matter, she would use two. One in her ass, and one in her vagina. Think about others and end this argument once and for all.
How to keep pee warm for a drug tes(I am a female)! HELP
- Thread starter spliffrollasparxx26
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mr sunshine
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stick it in ur vajay jay....or your but u cant use vasaline tho thats cheating.......
Autistic Austin
New Member
Sorry, I see the word.anus or butt or bum, so I always associate that with gay, forgot how many straight men do like getting fingered lol.fixed it for you
spliffrollasparxx26
Member
Well I tested it by putting a toe warmer on it and then attaching it with rubber bands to my legs and it was at a solid 96 degrees. Going to wear two pairs of panties and see if I can keep it warm that way. I have all day tomorrow to take the test and would have preferred today but screw it. Need to try each method.
Nutty sKunK
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Microwave two potatoes and put it in there.
spliffrollasparxx26
Member
I know this is gross but its about that time of the month. No way I'm sticking something up my vajajay at this time. I won't put anything up my ass either. I have to drive over there and that just seems to damn uncomfortable. Right now I have it in between 2 pairs of panties. I'm going to poor it out and take the temp. If that doesn't work its going back in there with a toe warmer.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
A camel toe warmer! cn
spliffrollasparxx26
Member
Alright guys so I just got done with my drug test. When I just put it in between 2 panties without the toe warmer the temp came out at 96 degrees. A little too low for me. I tried it in between 2 panties with a toe warmer on the bottom panty. The temp after about an hour or so came out at 98-99 degrees. Perfect. Just finished my drug test now. I will post the results when I find out. Thank you for letting me share what went on in my panties today.
Situation420
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The best thing for you to do fill up a condom with the piss and put it in your cooch. When it is time to piss poke a hole in the condom and let it come out. It will come out as the same rate, stay at body temperature, and not feel uncomfortable. My X gf was on probation for 2 years and did this every time. She wore a ring on her finger that had sharp point on it so all she had to do was slide her underwear to the side and it look like she was adjusting anyway.
Edit: this still works with a tampon in
Edit: this still works with a tampon in
ambedexteras
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go with situations method honey... was gonna say best way to be 100% sure it will be body tempature... is have it in ur body.
as a male i would do a test cup filled with clean pee and walk with it right under the nuts. ive passed 10 + tests this way.
I was gonna say either a plastic bag....not very convenient. lol or a condom. i would def do a condom. put enough pee in
there to fill a cup. tie that bitch up REAL nice. and throw in there. may not be super pleasant but its liquid and a condom.
shouldnt be the end of the world either.
as a male i would do a test cup filled with clean pee and walk with it right under the nuts. ive passed 10 + tests this way.
I was gonna say either a plastic bag....not very convenient. lol or a condom. i would def do a condom. put enough pee in
there to fill a cup. tie that bitch up REAL nice. and throw in there. may not be super pleasant but its liquid and a condom.
shouldnt be the end of the world either.
iontoxicated415
Member
jus sayin 96 to 99 either ur fine... glad u showed results tho ...i did say it would be 96 from ur crotch only ....remem they dnt know ur tryin to beat it....did you smoke on way to drug test SILLY GRL
mysunnyboy
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Impman
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I am a Male but I got my clean friend to piss in a condom. I double bagged the condom with another condom. I then placed the pee condom inside my underwear right by my testicles. I got to the clinic and realized I had lost my ID. I had to go to the DMV to get a replacement. (this is when the DMV still printed pictures along with a temporary) I waited 45 minutes at the DMV with a condom full of piss in my underwear.
I finally got back to the clinic a 1hour and a half after the condom was filled. The test passed. At the clinic in the hall way I could hear the nurse or clinic worker say " Hey, the temperature is only 90 degrees. Is that OK?" , Her supervisor or other nurse said "Yeah, thats fine". And that was that. I had another mans piss snuggled next to my balls for almost 2 hours and I passed. Got a great job too that I worked at for 11 years.
neosapien
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Tape it under your balls.
Not the only reason. Another reason might be that the nurses, who frankly didn't give a shit and thought testing was baloney anyway, were simply sharing what a dip the OP was for providing an out of range sample Oh it's even possible they were educating their patient as nurses are wont to do without saying it so baldly as I just did.
cancer survivor
Active Member
drink the piss,hold it in your mouth then piss out your mouth! temp will be right!
Situation420
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I would make fun of you but then i would feel bad because you survived cancer.
EDIT: On second thought, did you have brain cancer and the part of your brain that tells you thats weird had to be removed lol?.....i still feel wrong making fun of a person who had cancer but uhh what the hell haha