how to get a card?

Ok, so i see alotta ppl getting med cards. some of my friends got cards and they have no real probs at all.
how the hell do they do it? i mean imma keep smoking regardless of course. but how is it they go to the doc and get a card after having no real probs? where are these docs when i need em!

some of the people you think 'have no real probs at all' might deal with some serious shit, you don't really know. most people at a glance would say I don't need MMJ but let me tell you I do, it's the only thing keeping my brain from jumping out of my skull and doing the shamma-lamma-ding-dong.

so either injure yourself severely, develop some crippling mental ailment, or just otherwise fake and flib your way to a serious disease. it help to have someone vouch for you and to find a doctor sympathetic to your needs.

the only severe prob i got is extreme insomnia. i sleep once every 2 or 3 days. its actually why i started smoking in the first place. none of the medicines they give me ever worked. but idk. my friend just walked in claimed glaucoma came back a month later and asked for mj.
but i wanna "get" whatever is the easiest. and no im not gonna mircowave my nuts. even if i can have a scoto-coat. "SouthPark"

sounds like something a cop would say

Hemlock said:

sounds like something a cop would say

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No a cop woulda been all friendly about it and why would a cop care?. i just need the best way for me to get a card thats not something stupid like "fall off a 3 story building" snoops got one khalifa got one. damnit give me one!

MarijuanaBug said:

the only severe prob i got is extreme insomnia. i sleep once every 2 or 3 days. its actually why i started smoking in the first place. none of the medicines they give me ever worked. but idk. my friend just walked in claimed glaucoma came back a month later and asked for mj.
but i wanna "get" whatever is the easiest. and no im not gonna mircowave my nuts. even if i can have a scoto-coat. "SouthPark"

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this will qualify you seek treatment and then go to a MMJ doctor and show him your record/ Chart notes. of being treated and he will make the determination whether or not you are a MMJ qualified its different in every state check your laws

Hemlock said:

this will qualify you seek treatment and then go to a MMJ doctor and show him your record/ Chart notes. of being treated and he will make the determination whether or not you are a MMJ qualified its different in every state check your laws

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What? the insomnia thing? or the glaucoma thing?

MarijuanaBug said:

What? the insomnia thing? or the glaucoma thing?

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Both

k, i gotta lotta stuff for insomnia. ive even been to sleep therapist with noted no results.
Imma do some research and make a try.