Inside out vagina, it's the rugae.
how i shave my scrotum
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greasemonkeymann
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atta girl
me like em kinky
greasemonkeymann
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DRY??!!LOL because I like you I'll share the secret, about how to do it without nicks. Use a cheap disposable razor (we used Bics in most hospitals). Shave completely dry and never EVER lift the razor, that is when nicks occur.
that seems.. risky...
I mean I believe you and all...
but it frightens and terrifies me
Dead serious, try it on your legs or chest first, you'll be amazed, just do NOT pick up the razor and make sure you are completely dry, no sweating.
greasemonkeymann
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heh... the small child in me is giggling at the thought of trying to shave sweaty balls dry...
ahh goodtimes...
I often wonder how i'll be when I finally grow into an adult..
Ain't gonna happen, we never completely grow up. When we think we have we have instead become pompous asses ::snigger::
Yeah you think I don't know you!! Why do you think I mentioned DRY!! I know grease monkey men, spread your legs and set up a fan with a bowl of ice cubes behind it. After you are sufficiently cooled, just the fan, finally a little talc and shave, sounds like the voice of experience eh?
dagwood45431
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Unless it's a giant shlong making the angle awkward.
Tape fixes that issue
ttystikk
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I don't wanna grow up, I'm a bowls r us kid!
ttystikk
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dagwood45431
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This is the most delightful discussion of scrotum shaving I've ever been involved in! The spread legs and bowl of ice pretty much put it over the top! Would it be wrong to admit that I'm little aroused?Ain't gonna happen, we never completely grow up. When we think we have we have instead become pompous asses ::snigger::
Yeah you think I don't know you!! Why do you think I mentioned DRY!! I know grease monkey men, spread your legs and set up a fan with a bowl of ice cubes behind it. After you are sufficiently cooled, just the fan, finally a little talc and shave, sounds like the voice of experience eh?
bu$hleaguer
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My balls aren't big enough to never have to lift the razor I guess
How big were these fucker's balls you shaved in the hospital? I guess having gigantic balls gets you in situations where you end up in the hospital, huh.
dagwood45431
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I didn't say I had a giant shlong!
Big_Lou
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I'm a little over 9". Huge balls, too. Each one is roughly the size of a tennis ball.I didn't say I had a giant shlong!
dagwood45431
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...and confidence for miles!
Actually bu$hie you stretch the scrotum out. You'd be amazed how far that thing can stretch. When you do open hearts you prep top to bottom LOL.My balls aren't big enough to never have to lift the razor I guess
How big were these fucker's balls you shaved in the hospital? I guess having gigantic balls gets you in situations where you end up in the hospital, huh.
Read the quote I was replying to.I didn't say I had a giant shlong!
dannyboy602
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dagwood45431
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Front-to-back rules apply?
Big_Lou
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Nah, just biology. I'm from large people, it only stands to reason.
The testicle thing, though, is maybe more of a 'curse'. When my grandfather was in his 80s and required a bit of help with daily stuff, I remember my dad joking with his friends about how the old man's nuts were massive and his sack so elongated that it nearly hung to his knees.
(shrug)